Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

Unfortunately, It's Happening

https://docs.google.com/document/d/120kuAIEuO4R8b2y5CZVIxYlEd2P3wakkuXdBYFL-JsM/edit?usp=sharing

"it" being "this extremely niche splatoon 2 and secret world crossover"

me a few days ago: this is a fun idea but i don't need to write a proper fanfic of it

me today: so now that i've looked on wikipedia enough to niffle around for terms and find a sufficiently cool-sounding bunch, how does "the eight-fold atrament" sound,

called the fuck out by a meme but confident my fursona must remain a bear now

well

i did it

i did a really stupid comic to just really drive home this #splatoon2 and #tsw / #swl / #secretworldlegends crossover

#awjeezhiyajohn #longtimenoseebud #whattheFUCKisdrawingeven

at the very least please appreciate the best npc of all mmorpgs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLLDqfhCuFs

RRRRRRRRRRRRICKYYYYYYYYY

PAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDpy54V5CiQ It's Good

please appreciate secret world's writing

anyway the writing for secret world is really good and even if you never play it you should go read the lore entries and maybe watch some of the cutscenes ok

TRANSMIT - initiate the cephalopod cadence - RECEIVE - ready the four treasures of the study - WITNESS - initiate the military-industrial complex - ONE BREATH AWAY FROM MOTHER OCEANIA - cycle the noble eightfold path - SWEET LIKE HARMONY MADE INTO FLESH - WITNESS: Agent 8.

....

fuck me absolutely running i'm going to end up writing this shit aren't i

realtime footage as i work through #splatoon2 's octo expansion and continue working on the secret world/secret world legends crossover that nobody cares about and nobody asked for

i am Going to End Up Writing Fanfiction, Aren't I. (TRANSMIT - initiate the cephalopod cadence - RECEIVE - ready the four treasures of the study...)

i have never played a single metal gear game but david hayter goofing around doing the solid snake voice brings me so much joy

don't you internal server error me you sonnovagun, i have a joke to land

FUCK now i want green bean casserole.

i guess there's only one solution and he's actually emphatically telling us 'eat the rich'.

as much as i would rather not live through a period of history that has a byline like "the terror" in history books, well, if that's what it all seems crashing towards....

....we can honor the inspiration at least. so y'all think a modified coq au vin recipe would work best for him or what

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending-now/commerce-secretary-says-he-doesnt-understand-why-furloughed-workers-are-turning-to-food-banks/909376204?utm_source=homestream&utm_medium=site_navigation&utm_campaign=homestream_click

headline: Commerce Secretary says he doesn't understand why furloughed workers are turning to food banks

me: ....ok does the entire trump administration have a guillotine fetish? at the VERY least, can this motherfucker serve some Versailles-level aesthetic looks before he goes in all 'let them eat cake'

i mean look at this. this is clearly some illuminaughty nonsense in here too

oh and now i've kept going.

it's not a subway. it's an underground test facility developed by an evil corporation.

.....

i am expecting "soandso corp, AN OROCHI SUBSIDIARY" to pop up at ANY point now.

humans were wiped out by some sort of filth-based disaster, lilith probably did it, it's canon now y'all, #splatoon is actually all a sequel to #thesecretworld / #secretworldlegends , I KNEW IT,

so i finally got the octo expansion for #splatoon2 and y'know.. derelict subway station.... i'm getting a little bit of deja vu...........

...............listen captain cuttlefish, i'm just saying, if i hear "it's all shut down, everything, kaidan-cho, from the park to orochi tower" I'M OUT, I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUXmblG8_BE