Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i'm just so excited for hildryn

idk if i will even be able to play her well but i am one hundred percent going to buy her on switch immediately

1. chunky lady character
2. who is strong
3. no fat jokes
4. presented entirely as an incredible powerhouse
5. NO FAT JOKES.
6. gets to fly
7. kickass title ("the domina of armament")
8. did i mention no fat jokes? because i like that part a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q1Ewhuk1K4

good news everyone! it's time for my good aesthetic decisions in #warframe to get in your eyeballs!

.

...

...... """""""good""""""

they're certainly aesthetic decisions though

and yes i did just get this warframe in a moment of "d'aw shucks, well, if that's a 50% off coupon..." (and what can i say i'm so excited for hildryn GOD SHE LOOKS SO GOOD)

i am really sorry about all the words, if someone needs the pictures described i can probably do it after i take some medicine for my aching shoulder but it's going to be, like, a toot per description

i today i drew some terrible comic type shits about #lolitafashion with mediocre drawing and too many got dam words

real talk, mad respect for the people who are going 'zero waste' or 'waste neutral' etc.

but if anyone starts getting all giddy about how everyone should be like that or else, i will kindly invite said person to eat my entire disabled ass

how are you gonna make my sterile diabetes supplies zero waste h m m m

MY LITTLE ASTRONAUT USB LIGHT CAME TODAY

https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomegifs/comments/axi745/thats_my_toy/ LIZARD ZOOMIES???????

"harp," i hear you saying, "this is just a hunch. but, perhaps, is your fursona... a bear? a sloth bear, even?"

how did you guess

they're just real good guys...!!! PLEASE appreciate sloth bears

they're just real good! sloth bears are real real good and that's all there is to it

sloth bears are utterly delightful friends. please appreciate them

also here is a stolen meme, for all y'all sapphics and wuluhws out there

i will be happy to make additional matching bedazzled she-wees for anyone else to go piss on his grave

if you have plumbing where she-wees are not needed, i would be happy to bedazzle you some sort of... sleeve? ruffle? collar? don't worry tho i'll make sure it's lined so you don't get unfortunate chafing

will also do bedazzled tp holder for those who do not think piss is enough

we're all in this together after all

will i get a chance to actually punch james watson (number one motherfucker on my 'punch on sight' list)? probably not at this point

however catch me bedazzling a she-wee so i can go piss on his grave after doing the macarena on it

every time i see a joke, meme, and so on along the lines of "what did watson and crick discover? ....rosalind franklin's notes." my crops are watered, my skin clears, and five dollars is deducted from my student loan balance

I'M SORRY EVERYONE I'M JUST REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT PRETTY DRESSES FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THEM....

having a dress that ACTUALLY FITS was my lifechanging moment of "oh shit... fashion is a thing I CAN PARTICIPATE IN TOO instead of just watching sadly"

also

eshakti dresses

have

pockets.

anyway https://www.sweetdisabled.com/sweetdisabled/recs-eshakti is the more thorough love letter i wrote to them, 10/10 highly recommend go get yourself a kickass pretty dress

i forgot to take pictures but today i went to physical therapy in #lolitafashion (no petticoat, but still)

i feel this is an extremely on-brand moment for someone who owns the domain 'sweetdisabled.com'

a good thought: darth vader constantly referring to luke with various griffin mcelroy style epithets

"wanna rule the universe together, my sweet baby boy?"

(luke yeets himself into the cloud city depths)

"WHERE'S MY BOY"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYZl_YOMg7E