Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

here's also a good video to be reminded of today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtFPLav3DYs

the one disadvantage of eyeglasses:

really hard to photograph my eyeshadow lewks

conversely, the advantage of eyeglasses:

nobody on the internet can see how i just.... don't blend shit

the eternal mood:

looking really cute then forgetting to take a pic of yourself when you finally trudge back home

but still

ANIME WATER DRESS WITH MANICURE TO MATCH AND CUTE NEW PURSE, tw: eye contact for the one with my face in it idk why the pic is on its side it's a mystery to everyone.

note: you'll have to clean up the fallout underneath your eye but once it's on there it stays pretty well, my under-eyes are looking especially grungy because this was immediately after i had physical therapy and my mascara was being complainey + didn't use any under-eye concealer, just bb cream today

it looks impressive but is really quick to do, and would be v cute for st patrick's day, especially if you do your lids green

PRO MAKEUP HAXX:

to make people think you've spent much more time doing your eyeshadow than you actually have, get a large 'toothbrush' style brush and a rainbow highlighter, put down some glitter eyeshadow primer, and then load up the brush with rainbow highlighter and roll it onto your eye all at once, then do the lid itself some other color since that's where it's not gonna transfer too good and fill in the edges with a brush as needed

and BAM! RAINBOW!

(selfies with eye contact follow)

ahsoka: is.........................that a compliment

anakin, distantly, several rooms away: YOU KNOW IT AIN'T, SNIPS

ahsoka: HEY PADME I KNOW IT'S LIKE 8AM BUT I BROUGHT SOMETHING TO HELP ANAKIN

padme: wh-

ahsoka: IT'S A THERAPY DOG

padme: oh, that's -

ahsoka: and by therapy dog i mean someone was giving away puppies but it's very soft and good to pet and that's basically like therapy right?

padme: ...ahsoka, understand that i love you like my own adopted daughter

padme: but this is the most on-brand "anakin's padawan" thing you've ever done

honestly i've been chewing on this star wars plot bunny for awhile, which is equal parts Anakin whump (bc it's always a good time) and Let's Engineer A Situation Where PADME Gets To Be The Scary One On The Warpath For Justice,

with a side order of "me getting on a soapbox going 'y'all know the jedi order is fucked up right'"

but also

just to like

write this scene:

"will it help if we put some of that spray-on glitter dust in our hair too"

the answer is always yes tbh

"but i don't wANNAAAAA go to physical therapyyy tomorrowwwww"

"what if we use our new purse? y'know, the one that's shaped like a gameboy with holo angel wings and 'game over' on it?"

"buuuut...."

"we can wear our rainbow leggings, too. and that pair of pink combat boots with the angel wings, if you want."

"....whiiiiiiine"

"and our xbox controller resin charm necklace? y'know, the one that's a little glittery and pink?

"okaaaaaaaaay i guess if we do thaaaaaaat i can gooooo"

this probably says something about me, and that something is unflattering, but

a good 90% of my self-care is just me talking myself into shit with bribery like i'm a bratty toddler.

"harp was that just an excuse to go 'hey everybody look at my cute dog'?"

,,,perhaps,

broke: gender roles

woke: put babies into blankets that look like tortillas and garnish with things like https://www.guineapigmarket.com/lettuce-lounger so that they become burritos

i think i've hit upon my new Standard Baby Shower gift

it's cute, funny, gender-neutral, and practical (at least in part)

gonna look for a kid sized version of https://www.amazon.com/Burrito-Blanket-Giant-Tortilla-Adults/dp/B01N05KZQY/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=throw+throw+burrito&qid=1551813405&s=gateway&sr=8-3&fbclid=IwAR2RQRxh7xCINx9T9ONcR0gwZ4Ns-gOoR5RMzGKcAHlkOJ0HTh2LQffNiKM and then plushies that look like tomato and lettuce. JUST SWADDLE YOUR BABY INTO A BURRITO