Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

one of the great realizations of adulthood for me has been that i don't need to understand somebody to respect them

like... i'm not trans. i struggle to comprehend some aspects. or kin folks. or folks who enjoy doing math for fun. even if these concepts kind of make my brain go error 404 not found, it don't mean i gotta fight that shit. i can just say i can't relate and that's fine and i can be cool about it anyway.

AT LEAST I DIDN'T TAKE MY DIABETES MEDS YET I GUESS

hey shoulder i wanted to eat tortellini for dinner and not PAIN SO BAD I FEEL NAUSEATED

ok i know it's birdsite but #ffxiv tag... y'all.... https://twitter.com/ffxivtoilets i wheezed multiple times

i need to see if netflix's english subtitles for Amrapali are decent, and if they have other classic bollywood movies with Vyjayanthimala in them, and actually watch them instead of just looking at gifsets l m a o

i may have been reminded today how much of an awful curryboo i am, but every time i see gifsets of Amrapali floating around, the costumes are just... so... INCREDIBLE.

i've never played doom, but i have some ideas to put forward about #doomguy .

1. doomguy is a massive clingy cuddler if he likes you enough

2. also iron fucking grip

3. basically his version of cuddling is that he becomes a pillbug and you are in the middle somewhere

4. basically the closest a person can come to ball form while not being samus aran

5. it's very cute, if you don't need to get up and do anything for about 8 hours

truly, Erato remains the most inscrutable of the muses

me: writing is too hard, i wish i could write, i wonder where my writing brain is

writing brain: sup bitch it's me

me: hooray!!! so about that next chapter of -

writing brain: no time to talk we need to make several thousand words of Leon Kennedy getting sex pollen'd with Mr. X despite watching like half an episode of a playthru of the remake and not playing any resident evil games ourselves whatsoever

me: but

me: wait

me: why

PLEASED NOISES

now if only i could shave my legs lmao

well hot diggity, that's unexpected but exciting

i ordered some rainbow knee socks off aliexpress all "i bet these won't stretch at all... but i can still scrunch them up and be cute!" and They Actually Fit Wtf

nota bene: just as how not every male person who uses technology, or is in technology, is a tech bro, not every man who uses linux is a linux bro.

a bro who uses linux boots up his computer and uses linux.

a Linux Bro burbles in the cesspit of the internet, thinks "being clever enough to install linux" is a sign he is a glorious chosen one with infallible intellect, and never stops to consider "hm, what if i'm wrong, actually?"

i do have a sudden urge to watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade tho

which is far from a perfectly politic movie, but is quite satisfying in a campy way

linux bros gotta be linux bros i suppose

AAAAAAANYway

i keep reading 'two wolves' but in the cadence of 'two trucks' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU

but also if you have dry lips at night, especially if you wear a cpap or similar, just trust me, get some of the laneige lip sleeping mask

it's creamy and sinks in and actually helps your lips out instead of just sitting on top being petroleum goopy or waxy, isn't assbutt levels of expensive when compared to other overnight lip treatments, and they even give you a wee silicone spatula if you don't like using your finger to get it out of the pot

i'm scared both because i'm not sure how down with snail mucus i am, as a squeamish westerner, but also

i'm scared that if i use the snail face mask and it works REALLY REALLY FANTASTICALLY i have to go "well fuck, i'm now one of those fucking asian skincare snobs i guess"

i actually have two snail face masks i should try out but, dear reader, i am Slightly Scared

the internet: answering anonymous questions is so fun!!! here's my curiouscat/etc etc come ask me questions!!!!! :>>>

me, someone who was fat in middle school where there was also a laptop program and we all had internet access: Hm, Y'all Have Fun, But For Me, Personally, Not In A Million Fucking Years