Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

note that this is one of those times where it started out a shitpost but i honest to god do desire this object, because summer is here in georgia, i am dying of heat, and i know that my spoonie, sick, in pain ass can't twist myself into the pretzels required to shave my own legs

concept: one of those lawnmowing robots, but in miniature, so that i can just prop up my legs and let it sort out shaving them

anyway the one true kink that matters is someone adoring and loving you with genuine, humble respect, not as just one facet, or even a few facets, but as your whole, gestalt entity, as the sum of all parts, of all thoughts, interests, and so on, truly allowing you to be vulnerable and open, and receiving such in return, all the gates flung wide so that souls can mingle freely

don't at me you know i'm right

NOTE:

"but i'm not a straight man so-"

YOU

DO

NOT

GET

A

FREE

PASS.

ACTING AS IF YOU ARE ENTITLED TO DEHUMANIZE WOMEN AND THAT THEY SHOULD BE HONORED TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END WILL MAKE ME STILL WANT TO PRY OPEN YOUR EYES AND DELICATELY SLICE YOUR EYEBALLS TO RIBBONS WHILE YOU ARE RESTRAINED AND CAN ONLY SCREAM.

if your bbw kink is justified with "but the fatties should be honored by this because i'm doing them a FAVOR by fetishizing them!", and you solidly consider bbw as a way to dehumanize fat women, and not consider their humanity in the least, and laugh at them for asking for consideration because WELL NOBODY ELSE IS GONNA SLEEP WITH YA FATTY:

i sincerely, truly hope you dine on broken glass and spend the next four weeks dying slowly and painfully.

honestly as a fat woman one of the most offputting attitudes i've ever encountered - and consider a subset of fatphobia - is that of

"well you should consider people into bbw/my own bbw kink as a really big compliment! i mean, isn't people seeing you as sexy so NOVEL and UNUSUAL? so stop worrying about being dehumanized already, gawd!"

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"maybe this person is worried about bbw chasers bc she wants someone interested in her as a gestalt whole, like i am. so maybe we shouldn't dismiss her concerns wholesale as absurd or just internalized self-loathing"

>lol how silly, when i was dating i was just excited for anyone who liked me

WELL THEN BULLY FOR YOU BUT YOU'RE NOT EVERYONE, YOU NITWIT.

i mean honestly

if your partner says the only way they can work through their trauma and get mental wellness is to not be in a relationship with you

i swear this makes me want to make a Highlights For Children style cartoon

GALLANT is sad but loves their partner and wants them to get help and recovery!

GOOFUS minimizes their partner's stated needs and is concerned mostly about not being in a relationship with them!

"i'm very sad because my partner thinks the only way they can work on their past traumas is by leaving our relationship, and i hope to show them that they're wrong soon"

sounds like your partner's right buddy, if your contributions are gaslighting them into ignoring their needs for mental wellness, downplaying those needs and trivializing them, and focusing on your need (having them around) above their health

so: lol bye, have a mute

i'm also not too proud to admit that practical concerns aside, a field of pretty white cows that have been stencilled with blue willow china designs would be a very strong aesthetic statement

sir george sitwell did have one truly excellent idea, which is this quote, which i am tempted every time i see it to make it a pinned banner on every social media account i have:

“I must ask anyone entering the house never to contradict me in any way, as it interferes with the functioning of the gastric juices and prevents my sleeping at night.”

my dad is planning to make little videos for all the niblings of granddad explaining science concepts

👼 me: oh what a nice idea, now they get to watch it over and over

😈 me: I WONDER HOW MANY TIMES I CAN GINGERLY CRASH HIS RECORDING AND HAVE MY EEVEE OR CARBUNCLE PLUSHIES JUST GALLOPING IN THE BACKGROUND AND WAVING HELLO

today's truth:

let's plays are little sibling culture

don't at me you know i'm right

p.s. it's not terribly effective

i call this new #spoonie move the 'bartleby the scrivener', when the pain starts climbing up my jaw i just yell I WOULD PREFER NOT TO

listen, when i said "i hope this steroid injection does something", i wanted something HELPFUL, not "have (another) acne breakout, and also, now you get 15 Minutes Crushing Anxiety about once a day"

also sad and mad about my friends having to go through bullshit, and having no way to help them, or even spoons to help them research

feeling a bit useless and upset, more or less.

at least i got ranch pasta salad?

me: boy i'm glad that the fediverse has a different culture than other parts of the internet, dominated by whatever topics 12 year old boys most like yelling at each other in middle school

fediverse: here's grossout humor but actually i faked it. it is a social experiment, and i am the most clever

fediverse: that IS the most clever, let us talk about this endlessly! and in ways that are impossible to filter!!

me: ah... i see...