Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

after watching the benchmark here's my true reaction to what it looks like smn's gonna get up to in #ffxiv

note: this is the best LAMB SAUCE LOCATED style carbuncle i can do in like 5 minutes ok

urianger gave alisaie the balance and not me.

betrayal. BETRAYAL. i take back EVERYTHING i EVER said even REMOTELY GOOD about your stupid sexy face, urianger. EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

yes i know alisaie is the rdm and benchmark characters are all drk, and i know alisaie is my beloved daughter, but MOMMY NEEDS HER BALANCE

p.s. scalies exempt from this, but i would also like to introduce the idea: what if pubic scales? thank you for coming to my TED talk.

anyway now that i posted that Hot Opinion here's the relevant art for it, feat. my #ffxiv main and Haurchefant

it's nsfw but not actually any fuckin' just nudity and absurdity and a catgirl who has shaved her pubes into a unicorn head.

really there comes a time in every artists' life when they just accept that on some level, they just wanna be oglaf, okay?

P.S. THIS ALSO GOES FOR MIQOTE IN FFXIV AND OTHER CATGIRLS

LOOK AT MY CATGIRL. SHE HAS THE LONG FLOOFY TAIL.

HER PUBES?

SIMILARLY MAGNIFICENT.

HAURCHEFANT GLADLY FLOSSED HIS TEETH MANY A TIME DOWN THERE.

IF YOU AIN'T GONNA AT LEAST GIVE A LANDING STRIP, YOU A COWARD

if you're a furry artist and you draw some furry lewds and yet somehow the genitals are MYSTERIOUSLY FUR-FREE in texture and presentation, especially if there's just a vagina hangin out there all like Whoops! No Hair! No Pubic Hair Would Ever Happen To A Furry!

you are a COWARD and a KNAVE and a FOOL

and i challenge you to a DUEL. PISTOLS. AT DAWN, SIRRAH. AT DAWN

"harp you can probably quit at some point when the person looks as if they've logged off"

nope sorry everyone the matronly sermon continues until it finishes as per schedule. fortunately now we break for coffee and snacks in the lobby. i baked mini scones today too! you're welcome.

ok google, how to tell dr you know pain is bad because it's suicidal ideation o'clock without getting slammed in an involuntary psych hold

i don't want anything unreasonable, ok?

i dont need to run marathons

i dont mind being in some pain

i just want to be able to take more than two showers a week

i just want to be able to reliably get to eat 3 meals a day and not 2 or 1 or 0 and just have to graze on snacks because i'm so nauseated from being in pain

why is that so impossible

thank goodness i have a switch so i can not have to aggravate my shoulder with typing in order to stay sane

i am however showing up 15 years late to the party:

okami is a pretty good game it seems

so my shoulder has decided to punt me into massive pain land

finally managed to eat an actual meal though. i hate pain nausea so much. gotta call doc tomorrow.

but yeah if i'm not around tons that's what's up

anyone who thinks feathers ruined dinosaurs being scary has never encountered an angry goose

one of the great realizations of adulthood for me has been that i don't need to understand somebody to respect them

like... i'm not trans. i struggle to comprehend some aspects. or kin folks. or folks who enjoy doing math for fun. even if these concepts kind of make my brain go error 404 not found, it don't mean i gotta fight that shit. i can just say i can't relate and that's fine and i can be cool about it anyway.

AT LEAST I DIDN'T TAKE MY DIABETES MEDS YET I GUESS

hey shoulder i wanted to eat tortellini for dinner and not PAIN SO BAD I FEEL NAUSEATED

ok i know it's birdsite but #ffxiv tag... y'all.... https://twitter.com/ffxivtoilets i wheezed multiple times

i need to see if netflix's english subtitles for Amrapali are decent, and if they have other classic bollywood movies with Vyjayanthimala in them, and actually watch them instead of just looking at gifsets l m a o

i may have been reminded today how much of an awful curryboo i am, but every time i see gifsets of Amrapali floating around, the costumes are just... so... INCREDIBLE.

i've never played doom, but i have some ideas to put forward about #doomguy .

1. doomguy is a massive clingy cuddler if he likes you enough

2. also iron fucking grip

3. basically his version of cuddling is that he becomes a pillbug and you are in the middle somewhere

4. basically the closest a person can come to ball form while not being samus aran

5. it's very cute, if you don't need to get up and do anything for about 8 hours