Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i should probably not poke at the bots so much as i do but let's be honest, the back and forth with the dark souls messages bot yesterday was delightful (even if i am fairly certain the bot owner jumped in to give me some conveniently relevant replies LMAO)

if you look just at my window and not all else in my life, i can pretend to be a functioning human being pretty ok

p.s. yes the dude out the window needs watering he's gonna get more tonight i just watered him yesterday but it's been TOO HOT

the good news is i know what my dog's halloween costume is gonna be

anyone have tips on dog-safe washable red markers and how to tape a paper plate to your dog

*wanders in 15 years late with starbucks* have y'all heard about this game called "okami", turns out it's pretty good,

my computer sounds a bit like a bag of popcorn starting to pop but underwater due to number of plinks and plonks. i have pleased the mastodon tonight

behold, #ffxiv tag, for my magnum opus

a basic rdm guide (written for guildmates), entitled "LET'S GET THAT CAT DILF D(PS)"

https://docs.google.com/document/d/119GYS_g3dDaeBFkq4-E4vS3lcuYL9Ik8UY6jsyAXR0s/edit?usp=sharing

my focus there might sound like i got a foot fetish but honestly i've just had bunionectomies on both feet. bunions suck. be nice to your feet y'all

i will also accept a variant:

high femme character has to go undercover and leave her dresses and high heels behind. instead she wears a perfectly tailored tuxedo and wingtip oxfords. a pile of people swoon at her feet as she remarks how it's nice she didn't have to pack any emergency ballet flats

y'know that bs "tomboy made to wear a dress and everyone is amazed at how pretty she 'really is'" trope?

i say we adopt its inverse more regularly: the high femme, very fashion-forward, dress-and-heels-only character suddenly has some contrivance where she has to show up in, like, sweatpants and a t-shirt.

everyone is amazed at how hot she still is, mostly because she's going HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO COMFY I LOVE IT and joy is sexy

this is, so far, the best part

good news folks im imparting my ffxiv knowledge to the world

this started with someone intentionally, and self-destructively, presenting it in a way where they wanted to hurt other people, so they could hurt themselves.

if you want to genuinely express concern: don't follow in those footsteps.

if you want to genuinely attempt to understand: don't follow in those footsteps.

if you want to do anything other than hurt other folks, and also yourself: don't follow in those footsteps.

before you draw battle lines and decide that the cause is worth tossing around, please remember

this started because someone, in an act of digital self-harm, wanted to post something they know would be controversial - and hurtful - enough to push people away, because that was their coping strategy.

it's a good time to sit and examine if your motivations are significantly different, and what makes them so.

also some day i'll remember it's spatial and not spacial but Today Is Not That Day

WELL THAT WAS A NICE BIOLOGY JAUNT

where'd i fucken put that textbook tho

it was the sole biology textbook that didn't feel like i was chewing glass when i read it, even as it stepped me through a neuron-by-neuron level of What Happen When Frog See Bug