Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i have Acquired a Shirt

and also many spicy peppers, which is a good thing given that the second and third shrines to get out of baby beginner newbie plateau are in cold places

cooking is.... probably more fun than it should be to me

spirit orbs: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE TITTY

also at what point does link get a shirt. is the hero of hyrule just going to pile drive ganon onto his razor-sharp-due-to-the-cold nips or what

so i impulse-purchased breath of the wild last night

i did manage to find some pants. but link running around shirtless coupled with the laconic dialog options are making me imagine him as Boomhauer from King of the Hill

DANG OL BOGOBLINS MAN

i appreciate that my body is no longer going for marathon periods, however, i now have a couple days of light flow coupled with tons of clots

which ends up just with little tiny clots sticking up the place

being itchy

and irritating

i need a fucken pressure wash or some shit

hey if any of y'all wanna add me on shit

switch~ SW-4830-7360-8912

animal crossing pocket camp~ 1635 5060 585

pokemon go~ 1990 3912 2833

i may just be a bit stir-crazy because having no spoons is some fuck when also your creative mind is very active

it's cabin fever but the cabin is me lol

honestly, if i wouldn't feel bad about suckering people into bullshit, i could be a *fantastic* purveyor of flimflammery

like i know enough history, have an english degree, and can wikipedia world mythology, i could write one hell of a pack of bull to pass off some type of ~folksy mysticism~

...

but if i get the spoons to do that, i should prolly just sell out in a way i'm comfortable with first, e.g., write that erotica novel l m f a o

kayfabe is a good word and i should use it more often. despite the fact that i have negative two interest in wrestling.

i first learned it through an asshole who decided that since his character in ffxiv was a garlean, everyone should hate him ooc too, and wanted to go "mneh mneh kayfabe tho" whenever someone called bs on that. but kayfabe is too nice a word to be left in such dreary surrounds. i am hereby commandeering it

honestly the biggest culture/age gap moment i keep having on here is the idea of adopting/buying fursonas

knowing the furry community as i did when i first got into it, when i was like, fuckin 13 or some shit, the idea of adopting a furry persona and representation of yourself just makes me ❓ ❓ ❓

i know the meaning is "a furry character" now instead of more straight "furry persona" but it still breaks my brain a lil

hit level 69 in animal crossing pocket camp

N I C E

well they promised it's on its way

i am not ashamed to say i laid it on thick all "well, i guess i get to borrow money and eat ramen noodles to afford another source of cbd oil until the package gets here". i know it's bitchy of me to do that until i got an apology from customer service but i am also not fucking having it today y'all

4 more business days and i'm doing a fucking cc chargeback. :)

it took 30 minutes for them to reply with the same tracking number

usps's tracking usually doesn't run a full week behind :|

time to queue up for Customer Service Rep (Extreme) today

"replies in 3 minutes" customer support chat has had my message for 15 minutes with no reply lmao. i mean fuck's sake don't take nearly 200 bucks from me, say you've shipped needed pain medication, and then don't ship it for a fucking week

fingers crossed that tomorrow i can do more than lay on the floor groaning lol

goodnight fediverse

sleep good

sometimes a gal just wants a nice set of pecs covered in fur to just mash her face into and smell that man musk in, y'know?

i am but a humble cishet with humble ambitions that include motorboating chest hair