Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

that #spoonie feeling when, after becoming more and more damnably grimy, you finally acquire enough spoons to take a shower and emerge from your cocoon of sweat and filth, like minerva popping fully-formed from zeus's head

if anyone is wondering where the fuck i am

....i got myself breath of the wild as an impulse buy

so uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hey look at my horse

as a token cishet i've not said much on the subject because, well, not my business, however

happy pride!! if you have shitty family, i am your mom now. i love you and i'm proud of you for being in this world and making it brighter and more beautiful for your presence in it. remember to wear sunscreen to pride march and bring a water bottle, you know it's easy to get dehydrated out there!

it's a good thing there's no function to like, make your contacts hear a certain notification sound when you text them, because if there was everyone would now be getting texts from me announced by the korok YAHAHA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgK_E6_GAE

basically when i am queen saying you have a plus size section and going up to size 16 (which is actually equivalent to a USA size 12) will be illegal and punishable by death

i *could* delete and redraft that toot after noticing that minor error

oooooor i could just say that uhhhhhh

the minor imperfections show you that the organic toots are all natural and hand-crafted. it's, uhhh, wabi-sabi, innit

how you can tell i'm a bio major not a cs major: saw someone rightly pleased with themselves for deflecting a 3k client amplification DNS attack; took third reading before i realized it was DNS, not DNA, and they were not talking about preparing a sample for a client to use for gel electrophoresis

because i was stuck there going "ooer idk what numbers you're shooting for but 3k sounds like a good start to me" for a good bit

also if you consider the initial boy band concept of the beatles, i think the monkees did it better lmfao

LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE IS A BOP AND YOU CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

this is probably the hottest take i have ever put on this website.

the beatles mainly just gentrified ideas to be palatable to audiences. skyrim did much the same.

if you look at any musical concept the beatles did, you can p much find another artist doing it better. they got lucky to be in public imagination and placed themselves there via marketing. ditto skyrim (and its rereleases ad nauseum).

honestly, skyrim and the beatles hold the same place for me

historically significant... ...not because they were actually doing anything unique, all the elements were being done by someone else better at the time, but worked mostly as an aggregate for concepts and was there at the right time with a good marketing department, so that everyone ascribes this to them and not their inspirations lmfao

"oh i'll just take a quick look around breath of the wild" i said yesterday. then it was 2:30 am. whoops

botw is, i think, the game that skyrim wanted to be. i'm not gonna knock it too hard because skyrim was, i think, historically important in many ways. i've just never really had the experience of being... really lost in it, if that makes sense. at some point it always seemed like bland drudgework to me.

botw, tho? botw done got me, lol

ON TO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS

(whenever i do a 'movin' right along' type toot, please imagine me doing a bayonetta-style move like this to announce thus)

(no i haven't played bayonetta)
(this is not going to stop me however) (listen i'm bad at video games ok. i'll get a let's play watched someday)

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAnyway

someday i'll learn to just block/mute instead of giving people the benefit of the doubt lmfao

dogs... good. we should pet them. pet dog is good.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

and for some reason i disagreed totally. the fountain did not aesthetically go with the surroundings at all, but it was being well maintained and had been preserved well, and people got to come appreciate it, even if they were coming in to bowl. it even had (in the basin part of the fountain) a bunch of coins in it - but they were all tokens from the little arcade.

then we went glow-in-the-dark bowling so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ dunno what THAT means lmfao

i had a dream a couple nights ago with one detail i keep remembering and i am puzzled why

namely, i was part of a group going bowling and another person got really upset about a fountain in the bowling alley lobby. the fountain was made as a kind of showpiece for a bronze sculpting company in like 1910 or so, full art nouveau, showing Echo and Narcissus, and was eventually sold off to this bowling alley. the other member of the group kept being mad about how it should be in a museum, etc.