Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

please consider the following.

sidon: ...yeah but, isn't it selfish of me to date both of them at the same time? i mean you've gotta be pissed about it even though you're a ghost, right, sis?

mipha: let me get this straight, sidon, my dear little brother. >

every time janine's freckles are visible in a cutscene, an angel gets its wings

cw for eye contact and also maybe spoilers for end of stormblood if, like, you consider the texture of the floor here a spoiler

the real #ffxiv experience is

that "no fear" > "one fear" t-shirt comic, but the dude in the middle panel is wearing this

so i'm spending the day before shadowbringers going and doing the story versions of the omega raids

it's going well, as you can see,

so i feel like we need to be making a lot of jokes about how with Shadowbringers, #ffxiv finally is a perfect example of a JRPG. consider this checklist of essential qualities:

✅ you can have gravity-and-hairgel defying hairdos

✅ you can have impractical and impossible clothing as daily wear

✅ you can go fishing (as hypothesized by Y. Taro, 2017)

✅ you can kill god

i mean i don't honestly think some nefarious shit is afoot*

just that, like, optics, dudes. maybe don't put the two topics quiiiiiite so close in ways that the pigs would want to sniff out. look up dad's army and say it's for your historical ww2 rp or something eh

*i like to believe against hope that any agents attempting this would at least be smart enough to use a fucking bit.ly link or someshit

"learn sabotage techniques to fight ICE!"

>link

>link goes to a pdf on cia.gov

listen i ain't got a computer running linux and i still got a facebook account but honey as stupid as i am about this here intrey-nets i'm thinkin' maybe we don't learn how to fight one bit of the guv'mint by goin' to sweetly ask another bit of the guv'mint how to do it so you mosey that link right along partner

how i can tell the evening pain meds have kicked the fuck in:

just spent 15 seconds staring at a cw wondering why somebody was being really mad at frozen water maybe it melted and watered down their diet coke i mean that's pretty bad??? before i went OH WAIT

i read the article about the stonewall opera and i went "surely they didn't" And Yet They Did

how.. do you even... get... it.... that... wrong......

this man is sizing you up to fuck you like he fucks his golf bag full of swords.

so the pictures showing the new alt costume for Zenos in Dissidia look extremely like this is a dating sim and Zenos just got introduced as a new potential love interest

not quite sure who Prince Sidon is yet but i'm starting to think he's being played by paper-shark-mask-wearing version of Luke Skywalker in the mass effect crossover i'm writing: good-hearted, enthusiastic, near-universally beloved, doesn't know what is going on but will cheer you on anyway, but DOES know JUST ENOUGH to be deeply concerned about what is happening

ok admittedly the second one is leaning heavy on my headcanons of Corvo skidding into the end of the game looking like he's gone through a meat grinder, but also being unwilling to let Emily leave his field of vision for the next decade, even if this results in the immediate aftermath of the end of the game being a whole lot of "mr attano please you're held together with prayers and duct tape will you at LEAST sit down" "Absolutely not."

the bad thing about this plotbunny is that breath of the wild is the first zelda game i've really played, so the characterization keeps going mushy

first we have a Princess Zelda by way of Hawkeye "what i really need is a nap while the world unfucks itself, but i'll settle for a drink and my dressing gown" Pierce off M*A*S*H, now i just realized i also have Link by way of low-chaos post-first-game Corvo "I am definitely not going to let the person I guard out of my line of sight" Attano

(please imagine i made this into a proper parks and rec screenshot meme. thank you)

me: i have never been able to make a point in less than five million words in my entire life

my followers: we know this and we (for some reason) love you

today's bad idea:

#lolitafashion border print of a bunch of people wearing lolita dresses, and those lolita dress designs being a border print of people wearing lolita dresses, and

i know that many people are angry about how blue mage has shown up in ffxiv, but in all honesty, i am very amused by the start of the unlock quest

a writer or at least translator has GOT to have read about american snake oil salesmen. the pitch is pure eorzean equivalent of Kickapoo Joy Juice sold to you by one of the sawbones Heroes Of Patent Medicine

lookin forward to when my shoulder gets unfucked so i can return to roleplaying in #ffxiv , and delivering such Quality Content as the following

found the chubby girl avatar maker and i'm just.... way too pleased

it me!!!!

it an avatar that actually look like me!!!!!!!!!!!!