Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

happy catgirl o'clock! (it's always catgirl o'clock somewhere!)

cw for eye contact

i finally remembered filters so they've got a bit of color too

i don't know what the expression in the third one is but i like it, whatever it's ended up being. that and the awkward pose make it look oddly intimate to me, like janine's whispering some encouragement to you before you both go on stage or something. a thing for only you to hear. it's nice

today it was tension in the shroud, which is an ancient #ffxiv proverb that translates to "quick quick you guys gpose photoshoot!!!!"

i got some good pics but i also got this, which i am going to entitle "Come With Me Into The Woods, It's Fine, I Totally Won't Murder You Like All The Folktales Say"

cw for virtual eye contact

i know it's such a cliche for answers online/in columns about relationship advice to be "dump the motherfucking asshole", but

a) people typically don't come to ask advice for genuinely good situations. it's a bit like diagnosing someone being wheeled into the ER as a bit sick perhaps

b) motherfuckers need to be dumped and i will stop saying DTMFA when they stop needing to be dumped

the bigger red flag to me honestly was husband totally agreeing to spending the money without asking his partner

$1,500 dollars is not an amount of cash to be casually pissed in the wind. that's a pretty significant chunk of change. i ain't saying you have to hold a full meeting with your partner every time you buy a coffee, but when dealing with joint resources, they are *JOINT*, not just one person's

i know you were trying to treat the issue with kid gloves, but "my husband is wanting to go away on a bachelor party in mexico and spend 1500 dollars to do so 3 months after i give birth" is something that deserves a harder line, especially if husband's argument is "but i wanna tho" to "honey i'm going to need you here to help me and we'll have drained our meager savings by then too"

fairly certain that if you had checked me with a surface temp thermometer this morning my bad shoulder would be a good 10 degrees higher than my good one, if not more so

bury me in icepacks and menthol spray please

oh jeez my shoulder is very very angry about how it rained last night/is still drizzling

"but what time is bjork o'clock?" you may be thinking

all the time. every time is bjork o'clock

hey guys, the uncensored music video for Pagan Poetry is up on YouTube again! i give it about 2 more hours until it's deleted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OBD-al0cIM

happy bjork o'clock

also despite the most explicit thing seen in this is an whole nipnop, it is one of the most unrelentingly erotic things i've ever seen and would be hard to explain to your boss, so: cw nsfw, piercing play.

"well i tooooold you guys the nazis would figure out how to undo it so we shouldn't even botheerrrrrr"

sometimes the act of being seen to even make a fucking miniscule effort to state you are no friend of nazis is important, even in open-source software, you fucking fossbro idiots, which is something you all might realize if you stop assuming every single person has the same technological expertise that you do

starting to think the ortho's theory about that attachment point of my bicep gone haywire because i can tell something is in a horrid cramp but How Do You Stretch The Middle Of Your Armpit

sometimes i wonder about starting an alt on an instance with a greater character limit but i don't think i need to be encouraged in any way to write More Words

concept: final steps of faith but instead we have a version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsQPcCDo5a4 with 'nidhogg' instead of 'eggnog' #ffxiv #ihavegoodideas

Please Insert Obligatory Joke About Catholic Priest 'Dog Collars' Here

Please Also Mentally Insert a Variation of the "Sasuke has become CATHOLIC" Meme Because Right Now I Am Too Spoonless To Make That In MsPaint

i can't find it now but i confess a couple hours ago i saw a toot that said "i chose snouts.online because it had a lot of people from mass" and for a good 15 minutes i forgot massachusetts gets abbreviated like that and i was just like

"oh, catholic furries? seems nice"

and my brain accepted this. i did not question at all a bunch of furries showing up on sunday to go take communion in fursuits. just immediately accepted this as total truth

and now i am haunted about Why You Do That Brain

(davalia voice) oh boy, i can't wait to see all my buddies at the Waking Sands who are definitely still alive and not murdered by garleans whatsoever

now, i am definitely not a fan of, say, china's approach to cosmetic animal testing - which is "if you want to sell it here, and you didn't make it here, you MUST test it on animals, or at least allow us to do so".

i don't think every single product needs to be tested every time - that is wasteful on multiple levels.

buuuuut.

it's a tool developed for a *reason*. we ignore that purpose at our peril.

if i wanted to get even more 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ ,

at some point, "no animal testing! we'll just trust companies to recall products, and consumers can inform each other of problems!" is not really a solution, because animal testing is still being performed... ....on humans who can't adequately fight back if they have an adverse reaction, because they are too poor/unknowledgeable about regulatory agencies/don't have clout to be heard online/etc.