Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

my brain, unfortunately, whenever it remembers it is star wars canon that it's jizz music played by jizzwailers: https://youtu.be/AOXYZzGeOiA (nsfw language, terrible things done to old jem cartoons, loud, probably not something you could explain to your boss easily in the least)

all his albums are really good if you just want to kick back and hear music tell a story

so if you just want to do that and listen to something while in a nice cool room to beat the heat, i recommend White Winds, i think it's the like... quintessential andreas vollenweider. someone's uploaded it from the record, side A and then side B, so you get all of the songs smoothly flowing into each other

just embrace your aging hippie side honestly

oh man i just remembered how much i love andreas vollenweider

if you want some good ol' new age music in your life, go look him up, electric harp is fuckin great - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXeJ4eQKQ8A

just mixed up a big jug of koolaid and didn't realize my last two packets were of different flavors, said "fuck it, what's the worst that could happen", mixed them together, and while it tastes pretty good

y'all, it looks like i've got a pitcher of blood in the fridge now

i expected blue raspberry lemonade to make purple with fruit punch but no! just a slight bit more blue and much darker and unfortunate opacity!

as the heatwave hits both america and europe, this is a handy infographic to pass around

people who are elderly, young, or chronically ill are more susceptible to this!

many head meds (SSRIs, etc) make this more likely as well!

heatstroke can also come with confusion and other mental symptoms. if you see someone who is warm to the touch, not sweating, and acting oddly in this heat (especially if in categories of ppl at risk) - please help get them medical attention! heatstroke can kill!

it's a testament to how fucking white i am that i'd actually try snickers salad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlNFuv6WZZY

meanwhile in youtube watching, i just went straight from wholesome ghibli movie meals cooked on a bonfire to snickers salad

me: youtube. give me something entertaining to watch so i can be distracted from the current political hellscape

youtube: Grilled apples with bonfire 【apples for revenge】https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELRIkiaCrCU

me: ok i am not sure why i am getting this but i will accept this japanese man cooking outdoors gleefully into my life even though i don't know a lick of japanese because "apples for revenge" is a powerful statement and i can respect that

hey #ffxiv tag, and #ffxivrp tag,

i keep seeing folks from mateus/balmung referencing a carrd for their characters, aka a site made with carrd.co

i also keep forgetting to actually go look at any of these lol

any of y'all use carrd.co for your character profiles so you can sling a url up easily in your user description? any tips, tricks?

it's just a really really good idea

take any polycule where one partner is bigger than the rest

have them just slowly and carefully getting in bed for snuggles all EXCELLENT! THEY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE! I'M SO SLICK HELL YEAH but everyone knows. everyone. it is not subtle

i may mainly want this for like

ok you see this following comic?

now please imagine it is a lanky gerudo fella sneaking into bed with his metamors and being very proud of himself for not waking either of the hylians up (link and zelda are absolutely woken up at 4am for this but are too polite to say anything)

(sidon slept thru it tho)
(somehow)

this story idea i've had simmering away has now gotten more complicated because my brain went "ok yes, narratively, it makes sense for good-guy-ganon-trapped-in-suffering-now-finally-freed to die here as being given freedom to do so, stopping a cycle of half-reincarnation suffering... but.... what if he didn't and the zelda/link/sidon polycule gains a lanky gerudo man with the temperament of a nervous chihuahua after being tortured for millennia scrambled his psyche like an egg"

in the video game series Legend of Zelda, the triforce is the ultimate object of power whose parts are greater than the sum of their whole when working in balance; however, all victories shown are temporary and rely on imbalance, usually of the hero winning. therefore, in this essay, i will definitively prove that the ultimate end of the timeline and the series MUST be the creation of a happy, consensual, and stable link/zelda/ganon polycule,

i have begun Enstickering my purse hooks

first pass.... done..... pearl and marina are uhhhh a little big but it's fine it's fine. it's fine

i can't believe "taking the measure of man" has really meant "real bastard dps checks" this whole time

me before the final dungeon: well i know emet-selch is acting unreasonable in his grief but he's still pretty sympathetic, i feel bad

me, hitting the second boss of that dungeon: EMET-SELCH IS A LITTLE BEYOTCH AKSHUALLY AND I'M GONNA MURDER HIS FACE CLEAN OFF

i made a bitter political joke in which i called our president 'trump antoinette' and then immediately followed it with "just don't make me get a champagne glass modeled off his breasts" and, friends,

i am in hell. i am in hell imagining that and i have nobody but myself to blame. hell. i am here. i am in it. h e l l .

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marie-antoinette-champagne-coupe_n_1424686?fbclid=IwAR3XupLClBbxJqI1_9c-WZmE8zUp6VeQb9JvPH6GiR8GQYQN__AfiQPIVo8 (ok so she had milk glasses not champagne ones but it's a persistent cultural myth so)