Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

DID SOME PEOPLE JUST GO "jello would be fun to mush around" AND THEN REALIZED THAT IF THEY WERE IN BIKINIS THEY COULD GET PEOPLE TO SUBSIDIZE THIS DREAM

oh my god i think i've found some secret truth of the world

WAIT A SECOND IS THIS HOW JELLO WRESTLING STARTED

ofc the times i've seen that the autistic-kid-mommy-bloggers have been all "but how do i keep my child from eating the cooked, colorful spaghetti i made for him to play in?!!"

ma'am you made a kiddie pool full of food. just call whatever your kid eats an appetizer and it's gonna be fine even if there is food coloring ok

it's still a good idea though

"let us all go stick our hands in this pool full of beans because it's oddly satisfying" would be a great icebreaker

the only thing that bothers me with this plan is like, what do you do then with all the rice or beans or whatever? because that's food and should be used for stuff

do they like... rinse off enough that you could feel ok eating 'em after you've thrown a party where everyone's been just sticking their hands into the pile

let they who have not been tempted to just stick your entire arm into the pick-your-own-polished-rocks 5-for-a-pouch throw the first stone

but we're not gonna throw it because we're too busy weirdly fondling it

this probably falls under "you might not be as non-autistic as you think harp" but consider

you know those 'touch tanks' that ppl do for their toddlers

that but we're all adults. there's a storage tub full of rice you can just stick your hand in while you sip a beer. there's also a kiddie pool of cornstarch goo you can slap in a satisfying non-neutonian manner. like just 5-6 stations like this.

it'd be a pretty fuckin great party my dudes

looked at crafting stuff and am now fighting the urge to go to a fabric store just so i can mash my face in the many bolts of minky fabric

sometimes your brain just decides to be [noise that koroks make when you drop a rock on them ]

for real tho it's my favourite red lipstick, the color is just GORGEOUS when you want to vamp it the fuck up https://www.geekchiccosmetics.com/joystick-curiosity-for-crime.html

i'm sad that geek chic cosmetics has pulled all of the, well, geek stuff

however they have one remaining geek thing - probably because i get the impression it was done with official approval - and that is my FAVOURITE deep blue-red, the Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries inspired lipstick

also it's 25% lip stuff rn, if y'all are interested in some indie #makeup

or dill pickle flavor lip balm

https://www.geekchiccosmetics.com/butterlush-balms-dillicious.html

because you're some sort of terrifying monster

i am a much more pleasant person in ffxiv after a fucken nap

masto culture question: what is the polite way to ask someone "heyyy did you get my follow request? because it's been weeks and i'm just wondering", while also leaving them polite room about not feeling pinned down by you being demanding? cancel your follow request and send another? or is that too pushy?

i mean i know the answer isn't "make a post like this" but i swear i'm just a dumbass not being malicious

then i got so exhausted with the state of the world that i went and took a 2 hour nap so sup y'all

so today i actually came as close to turbobitch mode in ffxiv as i think i ever have, given that i then immediately vote dismissed the dude when we wiped again

but honestly. 3 packs of mobs straight to the 2nd boss in aurum vale. you can do that when you're soloing at 80. not so much when you and the healer are both baby sprouts. ya fuckin chungus.

the chaotic column of dnd alignments is perfectly typified by things like "two trucks" going out of its way to make itself a bop that sticks in your head for years while also being a song about trucks having sex. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU

summer beauty struggles include carefully positioning your fan and finding a good pair of pj shorts so that you can adequately cool yourself off enough to tolerate putting on socks to help your feet absorb the foot cream you got