Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es
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30 y/o - token cishet - tumblr refugee. spoonie/15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat/actual cyborg. just hangin' in there 
Joined Dec 2018
so after physical therapy today, i now know what a water-cooled computer feels like
cue @maple rolling by my window, yelling SOME OF US ALREADY KNEW. SOME OF US ARE WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THE WHOLE 'WATER-COOLED COMPUTER' FRONT before downing an entire bottle of fiji water while maintaining eye contact to establish dominance
the spoonie tag, as far as i can see, is 40-60% just me kvetching.
as it should be
kickstarter for the users of tumblr to buy tumblr for three scratch-off lotto tickets and some pocket lint
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on the plus side i actually got a shower for the first time post-surgery and oh my god i feel so much better
even if i got out of there all "oh i feel so nice" only for my knees to start yelling OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU at me
my fellow #spoonie folks, we need a word - probably stolen from german bc they build their language out of lego - for "i am not currently in pain but i AM shaking like a leaf so the pain train has definitely left the station, and has just not arrived yet, so i need to sit my ass down"
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Anarchists be like "why isn't there a stateless fair"
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2013: Yahoo buys Tumblr for $1.1 billion, which is to say, $1100 million.
2019: Automattic buys Tumblr for less than $3 million.
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NOTHING BEATS A JELLY-FILLED DONUT 🍙
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some surprising sustainability
Also:
* Growing almonds for almond milk damages ecosystems and uses a *lot* of water. 80% of the world's almonds come from California, where severe droughts can be a problem
* Soy farming drives deforestation in South America. Tofu can have twice the carbon footprint of chicken
* Fish populations are dynamic. Sustainable fishing leaves land open for reforestation
* Bioplastics are not necessarily better than recyclable plastics like PET
* Industrial cooking is more efficient than home cooking. Tinned tomatoes, chick peas, etc can be a good option
* Cling film is plastic, and plastic is not good. But if you use it carefully, you can prevent food waste, which is worse. Beeswax wrapping is ideal
* Leather can last over a decade, and is biodegradable. Fake leather is made from short lived plastic
* Cotton production is energy intensive. A cotton bag needs to be used 149 times to be more carbon efficient than plastic. Get a good one. Use it often
so what y'all think of my new #lolitafashion coord
(they say it's part of their summer yukata collection but we all know... with that cut... and that amount of lace.... it's some wa lolita)
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Culture is weird. Like, you put a deerstalker hat on an animal, and now the animal is a detective.
my timeline keeps loading to awhile back and someone warning about how "opening the kimono" is not a good term to use in business and is creepy sexist/racist more often than not
which is a good point but i keep thinking of mcelroy brothers content where they stopped in the middle of something else (either playing dnd or answering a question, can't remember) just to riff on how creepy "ALLOW ME TO PART THE KIMONO THERE FOR YOU" can be and i keep giggling
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if they would at least have the politeness to maybe give me a few more days post-surgery before they started pouring in through a hole in my bathroom and coming to bite me, that'd be cool
if they would at least have the politeness to maybe give me a few more days post-surgery before they started pouring in through a hole in my bathroom and coming to bite me, that'd be cool
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RT @caitbit@twitter.com
this is the news I didn’t know I needed
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Honestly though, the idea that OCs are 'Mary Sues' and therefore cringey is bullshit. As long as you're not hurting anyone, make whatever character you want! A god, a demon, a half angel, a love interest for a canon character you wanna bang, male, female, NB, an original species - just go nuts. Have fun. OCs are infinite amounts of playdo and we are the delighted toddlers going absolutely bananas with it
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I saw a dwarf recite Independence Big. I feel some delight.
— ònul Endokonol, Dwarven Child
- pronouns?
- she/her
- switch?
- SW-4830-7360-8912
- fashion?
- sweetdisabled.com !
- yoom?
- TAH
30 y/o - token cishet - tumblr refugee. spoonie/15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat/actual cyborg. just hangin' in there
Joined Dec 2018
