Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i may be utterly wiped out from pain, dizzy from meds, exhausted and ouchy, but at least i figured out that my joycon doesn't need repairing, only recalibrating, so i got that going for me which is nice

so my shoulder has decided that the one muscle in the back that i think is either teres major or minor will only let me do the range of motion like you're doing the chicken wing flap about two inches away from my body. otherwise it will scream. hard. loudly! so time to keep my elbow by my side Or Else!

and my shoulder still feels like it's about to pop off of course

so i'm gonna take a muscle relaxer and have it mildly yeet out my soul while playing BotW instead of doing useful things today

me: okay time to take a shower and do things today

my shoulder: areyousureaboutthat_johncena.gif

facebook reminded me of this so have an eorzea fashion retrospective from a year ago #ffxiv #morelikelookatmycatgirltagamirite

"don't stop, keep on going!!!"

"but link!!! you're starting to flash red, you're down to one heart or less!!"

"yeah but that ain't my fucking safeword, KEEP GOING DAMMIT"

fuck me, my teres minor is so fucking upset

it's been a "nothing for it but to lay down and sob" kinda day

anyone who can actually say worchestershire sauce without boldly striding into the word, getting lost, living off the land, and finally returning with a full beard grown on the other side to find that their spouse has remarried after they were assumed to be dead,

is a better person at saying shit than i am honestly

https://www.theverge.com/2019/6/16/18680941/new-hampshire-basic-first-historical-marker-beginners-all-purpose-symbolic-instruction-code?fbclid=IwAR2GpuYd0FZERSAEj70f3hE0Ha-OoiIJzsdER0KLExen0xrSXnMcdQ3Uqdg hey here's a cool compsci thing! first historical marker for programming history erected!

so i also have a breath of the wild fic concept, presented here in meme format

i'm just saying i could use some beauty-and-the-beast type shit, except there is no beastly curse, it's just that link has been running around feral with only his horse for company and zelda needs to get a spray bottle for when he starts climbing the furniture/equipping the oyster fork like a sword/stuffing every single ingredient in the castle kitchens into his pants

hap father's day

if ur dad sucks

i am now your dad, despite being a cishet woman

let's go grill a football, sport

breath of the wild is, to me, a really good but not quite perfect game

and

it's really good it's not absolutely perfect because if it was i would just play it for five bajillion million hours

i forgot to actually hit post on this because i was tired. i am now still just as tired, but significantly more hydrated skin-wise

fuckit, sometimes you gotta just put on a sheet mask and get through the day

also this is a "vaguely interested in kbeauty" rite of passage: the It Has Snail Goop In It Somewhere"

if you spend too much time paying attention to fashion history, you too can start devoting far too much brainspace to characterization via dresses

i wish i wasn't incredibly exhausted today

especially because i have an urge to doodle Pearl and Marina in wedding dresses (while marrying each other, of course) because it's fun doing costume design tbh

incidentally the sort of dresses i'd put them in are L side for Pearl (surprisingly sleek and modern, sculptural, embroidery but no lace) and R for Marina (mermaid cut, long train, tons of lace, very romantic and gushy, illusion lace back)

cw for eye contact of the dress models