Weasel @wildweasel@computerfairi.es

firefox, if i were not using you on principle to get away from the chrome ecosystem, i would drop you in a heartbeat for having a fucking pop-up ad for your VPN service hijack the entire browser

The way this game alerts you to there being new moves...

(FoxFire 13, Randy Rasa, 1996)

You know, at least Installation was polite enough to install an uninstaller.

oh god that's much worse than dubstep. so much worse. oh my god

Need something to move this timeline forward a bit. Here's a breakfast cereal crossover that I do not understand. Who/what is Ambush. The cereal doesn't seem to look or be flavored any different from normal. Is it going to drop a dubstep beat when I pop the box open.

current mood: professor fizzwizzle dance

And my least favorite part of trying to install old versions of Windows. It's having to parse through almost 160 GB worth of hard drive.

Dwayne "The Microwave" Johnson claims to clean grease five times faster than any other microwave.

That is to say, that's an easy claim to make when no microwave is designed to clean grease at all.

Touch Solitaire, a DSiWare game from Nintendo, saves your play statistics in an interesting way: by changing the animated game icon on your Home screen.
#solitaire #DSiWare

the tasks that matter:
- unloading dishwasher? ❎
- rolling trash bins back to the house? ❎
- digging out all of my music CDs and compiling an action playlist for my OG Xbox, track by track? ✅

bonus points if you know exactly which songs some of these are since i labeled them very lazily (lack of USB keyboard port really hurts here)

Winning a hand of "Fortune's Foundation" in the Zachtronics Solitaire Collection will give you a fortune based on the last Major Arcana card that got sent to the piles.

This particular one comes at a time when I've been seriously thinking about taking a long vacation to Do Nothing. Y'know... it has a point.

this building is a borderline cognitohazard

imma tell somebody's kids that this was ChatGPT

buying a large enough memory card to carry around my entire music library was a great decision because i can totally just upload random crap from anywhere i want

This is the Technōs Building, in Beaverton, Oregon. In the 90s it was the headquarters of American Technos, the US branch of the Japanese publisher known for Double Dragon and River City Ransom. They closed in the late 90s, and their building is now a disability care office - but their logo remains, to this day.

here's the real sign of the times: dollar tree ain't cost a dollar anymore

the mood this morning: this photograph is ten years old, but it'll never not strike me how moody a place can be when it's fogged in and devoid of people

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in retrospect we really should have seen scott adams' shittiness years ago, considering that, in 1996, this was how he responded to criticisms about his comic's sexist and stereotypical portrayal of women

incidentally, said iMac was named Aegir independently of a certain Ferdinand von Aegir, but when I noticed I hadn't changed its hard disk icon yet, I finally buckled.