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anyway i just played mario paint for achievements and had auto screenshots enabled

when two robocops come together... a whole new beautiful kind of love can bloom

why i love garage sales: because i can "@jon_bois watching baseball" 1989-style on my TV VCR Combo for a mere 50 cents

I used to play a lot of flight sims when I was young. I don't anymore, much, but I love to remember the fun little features some of them had.

For example, in A-10 Cuba!, ejecting from your plane while it's still in the hangar causes your pilot to hit the ceiling, exploding into a mass of screaming white particles.

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God they're actually renaming tweetdeck now, it's xpro now or some crap. how much you wanna bet that clashes with some pay ware hex editor or CAD program

You may be bored, but are you "drew a fake screenshot of a Yahtzee clone in a fictional OS in Kid Pix on a Mac Plus" bored?

Found at a little junk shop in between towns - a money gun that can only load fake money.

I feel like there's room to call this a metaphor for our times but I'm not quite at a point to unpack that here.

If you're the type that likes to use those 88x31 buttons to link to stuff, I threw one of those together, too.

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i dunno, maybe i need a website again. it's been for damn ever. haven't the foggiest what to put on one though

This is, roughly, the most miserable way to play FreeCell in the world.

(World Championship Cards, PlayStation 2, 2004)

firefox, if i were not using you on principle to get away from the chrome ecosystem, i would drop you in a heartbeat for having a fucking pop-up ad for your VPN service hijack the entire browser

The way this game alerts you to there being new moves...

(FoxFire 13, Randy Rasa, 1996)

You know, at least Installation was polite enough to install an uninstaller.

Need something to move this timeline forward a bit. Here's a breakfast cereal crossover that I do not understand. Who/what is Ambush. The cereal doesn't seem to look or be flavored any different from normal. Is it going to drop a dubstep beat when I pop the box open.

And my least favorite part of trying to install old versions of Windows. It's having to parse through almost 160 GB worth of hard drive.

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