Weasel @wildweasel@computerfairi.es

You may be bored, but are you "drew a fake screenshot of a Yahtzee clone in a fictional OS in Kid Pix on a Mac Plus" bored?

Found at a little junk shop in between towns - a money gun that can only load fake money.

I feel like there's room to call this a metaphor for our times but I'm not quite at a point to unpack that here.

If you're the type that likes to use those 88x31 buttons to link to stuff, I threw one of those together, too.

i dunno, maybe i need a website again. it's been for damn ever. haven't the foggiest what to put on one though

hell yeah dude it sure is #Solitaire!

This is, roughly, the most miserable way to play FreeCell in the world.

(World Championship Cards, PlayStation 2, 2004)

firefox, if i were not using you on principle to get away from the chrome ecosystem, i would drop you in a heartbeat for having a fucking pop-up ad for your VPN service hijack the entire browser

The way this game alerts you to there being new moves...

(FoxFire 13, Randy Rasa, 1996)

You know, at least Installation was polite enough to install an uninstaller.

oh god that's much worse than dubstep. so much worse. oh my god

Need something to move this timeline forward a bit. Here's a breakfast cereal crossover that I do not understand. Who/what is Ambush. The cereal doesn't seem to look or be flavored any different from normal. Is it going to drop a dubstep beat when I pop the box open.

current mood: professor fizzwizzle dance

And my least favorite part of trying to install old versions of Windows. It's having to parse through almost 160 GB worth of hard drive.

Dwayne "The Microwave" Johnson claims to clean grease five times faster than any other microwave.

That is to say, that's an easy claim to make when no microwave is designed to clean grease at all.

Touch Solitaire, a DSiWare game from Nintendo, saves your play statistics in an interesting way: by changing the animated game icon on your Home screen.
#solitaire #DSiWare

the tasks that matter:
- unloading dishwasher? ❎
- rolling trash bins back to the house? ❎
- digging out all of my music CDs and compiling an action playlist for my OG Xbox, track by track? ✅

bonus points if you know exactly which songs some of these are since i labeled them very lazily (lack of USB keyboard port really hurts here)

Winning a hand of "Fortune's Foundation" in the Zachtronics Solitaire Collection will give you a fortune based on the last Major Arcana card that got sent to the piles.

This particular one comes at a time when I've been seriously thinking about taking a long vacation to Do Nothing. Y'know... it has a point.

this building is a borderline cognitohazard

imma tell somebody's kids that this was ChatGPT

buying a large enough memory card to carry around my entire music library was a great decision because i can totally just upload random crap from anywhere i want