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My most recent Bad Keyboard, the ShiftKeyBoard, is up on my tumblr:
https://www.tumblr.com/foone/721218604811616256/
But here's a preview image to entice mastodon
On the other hand: thinking about how sitcom characters probably have to hear that music every time they walk into their own house...
[bedeooww-dowww-doopidoo-dooohhh...]
"Ugh, great, something stupid's about to happen again, isn't it."
if you're the type of royalty who has a guy with a horn to signal your arrival to a place... y'know, to regular people, your arrival is an Event, it's worth dropping what you're doing to see which important person has just arrived.
But to you, the royalty in question? It's like the scene change stinger on a sitcom. It plays every time you're showing up somewhere. It's the Seinfeld Keyboard Guy to your strange royal life.
few remember this, but back in the mid-90s origin systems built #UltimaIX as a 3d game with a unique isometric camera using a software renderer running at 640x480
screenshots from this early pre-alpha were sent around to a few german gaming mags, and then forgotten as it went into development hell
here are a handful of the dozen or so screenshots from that early build of U9, before it was scrapped in favour of a 3D hardware GPU-friendly renderer
although the final game would look much prettier, i always thought this early build preserved the soul of #Ultima
This reminds me of something I posted on a previous social media account.
โYouโve Got Mailโ: a romantic comedy about a little bookstore being overrun by a huge bookstore/DVD store
โYouโve Got โYouโve Got Mailโโ: a dark comedy about a huge bookstore/DVD store being overrun by an online mail-order megastore.
โYouโve Got โYouโve Got โYouโve Got Mailโโโ: a tragedy about an online mail-order megastore being supplanted by streaming services. โ YOU ARE HERE
โNo Oneโs Got โYouโve Got Mailโโ: a farce about how all movies have become unavailable because companies withhold them for the tax write-offs.
โYouโve Got Mail-full-1080p.mkvโ: a documentary about the valuable role that pirates are performing as librarians and archivists.
Tutorial on how to recreate multiplayer maps from GoldenEye 007 and Perfect Dark in TimeSplitters 2 on GameCube.
from NGC Magazine 76 - January 2003 (UK)
This issue can be downloaded in full here:
http://www.outofprintarchive.com/catalogue/NGCmagazine.html
He/him. Puzzle-Adventure Hybrid with RPG Elements. Supports 3D Acceleration. He Is Essentially What He Believes. Just in case, ๐, LGBTQ+ ๐, DOS ๐, ๐๐ฉ๐.
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