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The were robbed of so many winning opportunities by so improbably little that the decisive event was the compromised structural integrity of a bat.

They forced the to need all 7 games, forced them to need 11 extra innings on top of that, outscored them 34 runs to 26, out-batted them 75 hits to 53, out-fielded them 0 errors to 3, & exposed their lack of depth beyond their very few star players.

The worse of the two teams was crowned champions.

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@arielmt It took a team full of tax dodging super imports to beat a team of injuries, and for one game, the AAA-league roster, to win the World Series in 8.2 games. And their wins were mostly flukes.

The Dodgers did not play better than the Blue Jays.

I vote instead of the Canadian national anthem for next season's baseball games, we hire green day on retainer to perform American idiot before every game

I wanna see a Panamanian team or a Nicaraguan team beat the Yankees in a swept series

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Here's my proposed rules to fix major league baseball:
1: a player can only play for a team if they were born in said teams city or have been resident for at least 10 years before signing
2:player salaries by dollar amount are out, player salaries by 1% increments of parent corporations total revenue are in, no player makes less than 1% of the parent companies total revenue a year
3: the immediate establishment of teams in at least 4 other countries in south and central America

familes are going to keep being seperated, ice is going to keep abducting innocent people, children from their schools, people who have never done anything wrong, the US will keep bombing innocent fishermen in international waters, and the LA dodgers are going to go and shake the hand of the guy who orders it all to happen and tell him how proud they are of this being their country

god can ostensibly left wing people stop pretending like a win for the dodgers isn't going to be used as pro ICE pro america first propoganda, please, the only good outcome was america losing to blunt the nationalist movement and it didn't happen because the dodgers are too rich to lose because they're the darling child of the country whose military rapes children to death as policy

so it turns out a completely heartless team with money and no capacity for love, spirit or joy, can win the world series.

and now to celebrate, the LA dodgers will be taking the field to do the seig heil and declare their allegience to nazi america

Trumps America has won the world series, the Dodgers have brought it home proudly for fuhrer trump

reports are coming in that the dodgers strategy to win the game tonight is to just start offering blue jays players 500,000usd cheques to make bad plays, leaning on the dodger's dominant chequebook to clinch the world series

Guess it's gonna take one more game to make the LA magas go home so they can be sad about Charlie Kirk dying in peace, oh well

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i'm really hoping we can take this series in six just to make the dodgers process that they were an easier opponent than the seattle mariners

and tonight, to sing the rendition of the 'please forget that we happily enslaved people based on awful racist ideals' anthem.....

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i want recommendations for free text to speech interfaces like those used for speech impaired people (screens of icons for quick vocabulary, customizable, with option for full text input)

bonus points for something with a highly customizable voice, or also seeking recommendations for any tts voice that's local, customizable, not genAI, runs on old hardware. i don't want solutions that only work with the system's black box TTS i have to find arcane packs for

please boost! :boost_ok:

mookie betts a future hall of famer? man they really need to not let cheaters into the hall of fame, what a farce

absolutely fascinating to learn today that at least one of the dodger's pitchers is a diehard maga kirk stan, because of course

really, it would be fairer to the rest of the league if striking out ohtani swinging counted as two outs for his team, just to even it out

sitting through the national anthems of the world series once again can't help but think about the rendition of the US one that goes 'land of the fee and the home of the slave'

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