link just wandering around a town and accidentally smacks a cucco with a sword.
suddenly it cuts to a cutscene.
@jk pops out of a door with a menacing expression, holding up an enraged cucco.
josef begins to speak. Each word punctuated by a simultaneous angry cluck from the bird.
"Look... At... My..."
there is a terrible pause. an eternity seems to stretch before Link as he gazes into the omen of his doom.
"CLUCKERS"
the flock descends. there is no escape.
Mercy has Flown the Coop.
@theoutrider @Nine @jk but i dont have the gumecube
@theoutrider @Nine @jk cant believe im gonna have to buy an actual game controller and Do More Streams
@theoutrider @Nine @jk *30 seconds of googling* HOW much!!
@theoutrider @Nine @jk *30 further seconds of ebaying* yeah i could straight up get a gamecube for not much more than this
@envgen @theoutrider @Nine if you want to play lots of gamecube games might be worth doing what we did and jailbreak a wii (really easy and theres millions of em out there) and run the games directly off ISOs on an SD card. but youll still have to buy a gamecube controller obviously
@jk @envgen @theoutrider luckily the gamecube controllers are pretty awesome (though if you're jailbreaking a wii MAKE SURE TO BUY THE ORIGINAL VERSION ONE or else you won't be able to plug in the gamecube controller at all :< )
@envgen @theoutrider @Nine actually @roadrunner informs me that we do indeed have multiple gamecube controllers so you're welcome to borrow one
@jk @theoutrider @Nine @roadrunner i dont wanna buy a wii tho. i dont need a wii. ive already been
@envgen @theoutrider @Nine @jk unfortunately, as you already know, meelee
@theoutrider @envgen @Nine it is very very good. in fact when i was asking for game recommendations earlier i was basically asking for another wind waker
@jk @theoutrider @envgen Windwaker if I recall came out to people mostly going "UUUGH WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO LINK HE LOOKS LIKE A CARTOON UGH THIS IS FOR BABIES I HATE THIS FUCK YOU NINTY AAUGUHGHHH" but then like a few months down the line and practically every one of those fuckers was singing the game's praises completely omitting the fact they were screaming about how it was "too kiddy" before. By all accounts WW is one of the finest Zelda games there is.
@Nine @jk so when is someone gonna draw windwaker josef