taizou @lion@computerfairi.es

One more VHS for the road. Osten means cheese so without checking I'm pretty sure the full title translates to Sluts For Cheese

And here's a real book I found

I did find this extremely shitty looking Tom & Jerry VHS while I was looking though

SO THEN I went and looked up VHS copies from both Sweden and Norway and guess what it's just called fucking Speed. Myth busted. Fart hindered. Fucking Redditors

So I searched for any posters or covers with the title & the only one that comes up is this

But it's not Swedish cos Swedish doesn't use the ø so it must be Norwegian or Danish. But as far as I can tell "røsh" isn't a word in either of them. Plus it has a US MPAA rating and the date in English

I'm about to ruin someone's fun here I think

I just happened to hear today about the movie "Speed" being called "Fart" in Sweden, and that seemed plausible from what I know of the language? I've been there, I know it means that, I laughed at the signs. I'm not made of stone

I am not a person who has intelligent or insightful things to say about films sorry you're not getting anything more than "it good"

watched Shin Kamen Rider today. came at it with no particular expectations since i've never seen Kamen Rider proper but i thought it was good!

turned the oven on to preheat like an hour ago & only now just realised i'd only set the thermostat and not actually turned it on. so thats the kind of day i'm having

I'm sorry but Dracula would not like this ramen

actually i was thinking about him last night but i couldn't find the clip i remembered seeing on twitter so i went and looked up the episodes he was in, torrented one of them, converted it & clipped this bit out using a dubious website that put a watermark on it. the things i do for men lovers

just thinking about the I LOVE MEN guy from yu-gi-oh sevens