Accidentally got so high I'm single-stepping through my brain in the debugger. I'm having to hold down F10 to just get anything done

I just have to say: Mastodon is better than twitter or X or bluesky or whatever.

i tried to install the web browser called chromium and instead installed… this?

this is why i love linux

(what you can't see here is how the text on the title screen is a 3d object that spins and is shiny)

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‪i just mounted /tmp as tmpfs. it's my god given right as an linux user to be able to do dd if=/dev/zero of=/tmp/test count=4000000 and watch my memory fill up 🦅🥲‬

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Siesta is an English word that means siesta, which is derived from the Spanish word siesta, which means siesta

This is why I love mastodon and stay here. @dgar keeps me smiling, and encourages the best from people
#Humor #puns

A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.

I've rarely felt dumber than trying to explain to the coffee shop, that I stop at daily on my way home from the office, that the DHCP pool on their guest network is perpetually exhausted and patrons only have access to IPv6 enabled sites.

I regret this interaction.

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!