maple classic™ 
other webdevs: css sucks! im gonna do everything in javascript
me: *in the middle of typing up an extremely complicated 500-line css file* whats javascript
honestly though i don't know anything but basic javascript and jquery and whenever people do obfuscated stuff or like canvas stuff (like codl's confetti thing we added here) it just makes me feel so incompetent
@squirrel honestly it probably results in you making better web stuff
so many web devs put far too much stuff in javascript