heresy, probably theologically inaccurate 

The Catholic conception of God is really just three gods stacked up in a trenchcoat

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heresy, probably theologically inaccurate 

@troubleMoney i mean the last metaphor i saw for the trinity was a fidget spinner so honestly, could be worse, i sort of prefer this one

re: heresy, probably theologically inaccurate 

@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney I hope they weren't serious <.<;

re: heresy, probably theologically inaccurate 

@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney they

they unfortunately

were serious

youth pastors.... be like that sometimes

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@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney oh noooooooooo 🤣 😅 oh noooo

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@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney I can follow exactly the train of thought that led to that analogy is the worst part lmao

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@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney I think "three Gods stacked up in a trenchcoat" is actually... a better analogy than a fidget spinner? >.> <.<;;

I mean, a lot of up-tight people would be really put off by the facetiousness of it and it sure as heck isn't like, *accurate*, but it's better than a fidget spinner. >.>

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@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney YEAH FULLY AGREE, like i see the logic behind fidget spinner. and i hate that i can make it make sense.

but for the love of all things holy let's go with three gods in a trenchcoat instead because it makes me want to take out my eyeballs with the offering plate less

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