The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es

@Wrathy I learned how to play "Hey There, Delilah" on the guitar so you could say I'm sort of a big deal.

@vantablack

Have a thing.

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@netscaler So that's why some people bite their cheeks.

@arilin I've read a couple fanfics that are definitely pg-13 at worst, but they're so fucking adorable and cute and AHHH relationships.

@jzs42069 Fun fact: While you eat pineapple, it eats you back.

It's one of few foods with acids capable of digesting us.

And that's why your throat hurts.

@adoxographer@olds.town My favorite thing about Mastodon: fuck the capitalists and their "valuations"

@nuttgodd What are magnets made of? I'm not sure, but I think an expert could probably tell me.

@searchthenight@efdn.club Counter: myers briggs is zodiac for people with a linkedIn account.

@b9AcE Another frustrating thing that people do along these lines: "They call themselves an anarchist, and you call yourself an anarchist, so you have to extend your solidarity/support to them"

No, thanks, fuck off.

Anarchy means I decide for myself who I want to work with. I'm not going to tell anyone else that they're "not a true anarchist" because they don't do XYZ properly. I will however keep the choice for myself of who I will extend solidarity and support for.

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space the flight attendant union helped end part one. I have confidence in them.

@Slipperywerm@radical.town don't worry, the specialist for that is in-network for you.

It's still going to cost $1000, though.

Or you could go to Mexico and have them do it for $80, including a full weekend hotel stay.

@Slipperywerm@radical.town you've got eyelash cancer.

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space the moment that shutdown2018+1.5 begins, the flight attendants union is going on strike.

Either part 1.5 is going to be over immediately, or it's gong to be absolute chaos.

There is no in between.

@jimpjorps ooh, a McGangBang deluxe.

Rush hour in a snowstorm.

Don't hurry. Don't get mad.

I'm not *in* traffic. I *am* traffic.

The rest of the traffic doesn't care how much of a hurry I'm in.

If I rush, I get sloppy.

Getting sloppy in snow means getting wrapped around a telephone pole. Don't get wrapped around a telephone pole.

@evie in the area I love, all the big old historic houses are either being demolished, if they're too close to downtown, to make way for newer buildings, or converted into multiplexes that pack people in like sardines.

@MrJimmy those sound like made up words. You're a faker.