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You but have you considered: pet me??????

Agit, pol 

Remember that time your teacher was wrong about something but it didn't matter because they were the one in charge, and no one else was going to listen to you anyway?

If you've never had a bad interaction with police, imagine that, every day, but also detention would literally ruin your life.

Protip to parents trying to support their children on a low income: If you're going to go out shopping and *forget* to put something on the belt, don't bring your kid with you. They will helpfully remind you.

@MrJimmy It wasn't even that much cheese. It was like $10 worth of cheese.

I regret nothing. Fuck da system

Racism, Stefan Molyeux, Faux Philosophy, BLM, Slavery, Victim Blaming, WARNING WILL MAKE YOU ANGRY 

@PaladinQuinn Holy fuckballs, I hate this person.

This just in: Interstellar is a story about humanity trying to find a place to plant corn.

@ben Are you telling me that CornFi isn't its own genre?

Then what the fuck was Interstellar?

@sockspls Wheat and wheat byproducts are explicitly banned.

You know why.

@vertigo there's lots of other things going on that time of year. Maybe take the money you'd spend on blfc and go camping?

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