The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es
- Whose streets?
- Our streets
- What's the key?
- Anarchy
- When?
- Now
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.
Joined Feb 2019
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@pbandkate have... Have you?
Clothes?
It's literally been years since I bought underwear.
The Anarkat
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I’m a fan of Selfagency
@TeethTeethTeeth from your foot or from your hand?
@a_breakin_glass itch.io but it's actually a digital interface like USB, but for itches.
This guy slaps
Best stage entrance ever. This dude just casually strolls out and starts riffing on a keytar after saying "hey, what's up?"
@starwall if I unfollow and refollow 9 times does that count?
@starwall what's clout? Sounds like something I might have to ask my doctor about.
The Anarkat
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happy singles awareness day. I am aware of you. please do not get any closer
@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts@jorts.horse I like talking to kids running around in restaurants, just to make their parents uncomfortable.
@pbandkate you might reconsider when I tell you that she's a religious fundamentalist, believes the world is 6000 years old, scoffs at evolution, and is mildly racist.
Yknow, standard grandma stuff
The Anarkat
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NEVER cross a picket line.
NEVER #scab.
Teach For America Slammed Over Telling Oakland Members To Cross Picket Line – CBS San Francisco - https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2019/02/12/oakland-teacher-strike-teach-for-america-slammed/?fbclid=IwAR3739ajIkTFbI-7ctl_ry1-9VxQCtdznYhXzJI9zF10_Los_ioi2IwHpRU
@pbandkate yeah but my grandma is the one with an 8 foot wide quilting table and like 8 sewing machines
You wanna know who has the big gay?
Whoever wants to.
The Anarkat
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dropping communist analysis on the federated timeline is one of the services i provide which i really shouldn't given the replies it garnishes
The Anarkat
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@Anarkat shitposting on mastodon
@pbandkate but I don't want to move in with my grandma.
@pbandkate slap me with it, mah fran
- Whose streets?
- Our streets
- What's the key?
- Anarchy
- When?
- Now
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.
Joined Feb 2019
