The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es

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broke: preventing data exfiltration with encryption

Woke: preventing data exfiltration by making your office into a dungeon

@Bryanne@radical.town with sub-titles that they think are "quirky" but are just played out and make me not want to watch it like

"Or: how I measured to stop worrying and love the fascist" or whatever.

@fry the difference between "making a firewall for my whole server room" and "making my server room out of fireproof walls"

@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts@jorts.horse who's Oscar? Why are there multiples of him?

And then, a moment later, a separate field claiming to be growing potatoes.

I just passed a field claiming to be growing Tater Tots.

Wat

Punk music is bougie repellant so I'm cranking some with the widows down to get this guy in a range rover to hurry the fuck up.

You know when you're at the grocery store and your line is taking forever so you change lines and then the line you were in suddenly moves forward? That, but with a self serve car wash. Holy fucking shit does it really need to take half an hour to wash a car?

I just need to wash my fucking mirrors.

Why is everything so wet here?

I think I'm in the wrong place.

@EvaSkeeva so that's what that massive office complex has been doing on my street for the past week.

I thought it was just some tourism drive by the local board of commerce.

@craigmaloney@octodon.social it only makes sense. How else would windows be able to ensure the contents are within compliance?

@garfiald kinky

@maple I tried highlighting the text.

The highlight box is spinning.

What is this wizardry?

Pick up some #Bepis cola at your local Ģ̸̸͠͏r̸͢͟į͟z̴͞҉͢͡b̨͢͠y̧̧̛'̷̷̢́͡ś̡ convenience store.

@HTHR@cybre.space "Why is your AAA game $7?"

"Why isn't yours?"

Burned my tongue the night before a road trip.

How will I taste my road trip food now?!

@catte@situational.softi.city your printer already knows, and is trying to communicate. I wouldn't worry. It looks like its palette is limited.

@garfiald ah, of course. Someone marked today incorrectly as a "Friday" whatever the fuck that is.

The context of a post is changed significantly when autocorrect gives me "everyone" instead of "someone"

For example, "everyone at the bar have me their number"