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@kioskwitch

Alright, they told me how it's pronounced... Oo-gen?

Two words guaranteed to turn her on 

@Red@witches.live I delivered pizza for a while. I think a couple times the door was answered by someone who was actually physically aroused by my arrival.

I can't say for certain, though.

Except those couple of parties I delivered to where they invited me to join the party. They were definitely interested.

@BestGirlGrace

Knowing that's probably a euphemism of some sort, I'm going to read it anyway.

@TeethTeethTeeth
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@BestGirlGrace I saw the TW's and wasn't sure I wanted to read it, and then I saw it was a mlp food and I was certain

I was going to anyway

@Wewereseeds@organizing.social I think I'm making good progress towards being a part of the pnw fediverse polycule already.

@annika "it's... Dave. How did you think it was pronounced?"

"Oh, uhh, like 'dah-vey"

"What?"

"What?"

I passed a car earlier that had one of those ribbon magnets, you know the one, they say stuff like "support our troops" or whatever.

This car had a blue one, that said "Live Blues Matters"

I'm not mad, I'm just... So confused.

@azushark I was on the path to being a despicable 4channer, then I found ponies. I'm glad that happened. I'd probably be a pretty miserable person otherwise. Now I'm a furry enjoying life and yiffing in hell!

@azushark if we include mlp, then I've been a furry... Huh, also 8 years. We're you there on /b/ when ponies were first becoming a thing?

okay, i got a weird idea...

I'm going to read the first novel in the Animorphs series out loud to YOU in a Discord channel that I just made. It's here: discord.gg/6wjWKP

You can come sit in, mute yourself and listen as you surf the web, or even interrupt me with your own hilarious commentary!

It's probably a Bad Idea, but there's only one way we can know that!

@MrJimmy book club, but it's actually someone reading a book directly to the club

@feferi it's awesome that you're in a good place mentally. Sometimes that can be really hard to accomplish.

@tindall@cybre.space No problem!

If you like Perturbator, then I highly recommend Magic Sword, Makeup And Vanity Set, Lazerhawk, and Kavinsky. If you like El Ten Eleven, I recommend If Trees Could Talk and Emancipator

@tindall@cybre.space perturbator, all of it.

Streetlight manifesto, I like their Somewhere in the Between album.

Against Me, all of it is good, Shape Shift With Me is really good.

El Ten Eleven is really cool. Instrumental with lots of guitar and drums/electric drums. It's made and performed entirely by two people, and seeing them live is quite impressive.

@ark it's similar for me. I have a really hard time making myself think about and consider the things that bring me stress.

"Think about stressy thing"
"Brain says no thx"

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