The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es

@Fennel@snouts.online I second this, and also all my partners are out of town.

@pixl@snouts.online I think you've got it mostly right, except the one on the right has "M" on it to indicate that, after eating Most of a pizza, it's the bathroom to use for when you need to take a Monster Shit.

@fluffy@queer.party my city has something like that, but with the bonus that the city doesn't actually have enough shelter beds, and so there's not actually anything they can do.

The signs make people feel well and fuzzy though, so that's nice.

@tindall@cybre.space that's rad as fuck.

@schestowitz on, don't you see, it's actually tax *avoidance* and that's legal, because they paid tax accountants millions of dollars to find the loopholes

@HonorableThief@snouts.online we will make certain you are aware the very moment we have become displeased.

@gen@berries.space I think the way it goes is that you'll be extremely drowsy, but completely unable to sleep.

@wigglytuffitout you have made a good choice.

@pepsiwolf hi, I'm a cat that's out to *break all the rules*

And knock things off shelves. Like capitalism. That's going straight onto the floor.

@jzs42069@nutt.church I had a passenger that was going to a party once dressed like a flapper from the twenties.

Obviously, I had to play Caravan Palace for them.

@chillallmen@witches.live I spent several days this week convinced that the toblerone chocolate bar might not exist, because I couldn't find one to buy at any store I went to.

I finally found one and bought one, but it's gone again so I might have hallucinated it.

@MrJimmy

*knocks some cans into the floor*

Probably that much.

@benaiah@pdx.social my friend that made duct tape wallets was me.

I had a tri-fold (or maybe it was a quad-fold) wallet that I used for around 4 or 5 years.

@silverspookgames I just bought Neofeud and I'm looking forward to playing through it.

@JohnBrownJr tell a capitalist there's enough vacant houses for every homeless person and they'll complain that this isn't fair to the people who own the houses.

Obviously, this indicates we lose wisdom as we age.

@homosexualdalecoopers ye got a square cash account, friend?

Paypal hates me.

@girl what's a screenshot dunk?

Is it where you play basketball with a ball covered in screen printouts?

@DangerDyke Yeah, that sounds like a real shit time. The university system in the US is fundamentally broken.

I wonder if that will change any when the whole county defaults on their student loans simultaneously.