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okay, i got a weird idea...

I'm going to read the first novel in the Animorphs series out loud to YOU in a Discord channel that I just made. It's here: discord.gg/6wjWKP

You can come sit in, mute yourself and listen as you surf the web, or even interrupt me with your own hilarious commentary!

It's probably a Bad Idea, but there's only one way we can know that!

The last time is was this cold for so many days in a row, I crashed my car.

Which means it's obviously time to do nothing but stay inside and glance suspiciously out the window.

I'm onto you, weather.

You can't get me this time!

The time I accidentally went to San Francisco is more interesting than the time I accidentally went to Canada.

Today's gender is Mayonnaise.

Oh, wait, no, I read that wrong. Let me try again.

Today's gender is *covered in* mayonnaise. I can't see what it actually is.

@danishcookies Every time I see a post you boost, it looks like it says someone who is named "jk I'm all about that" did something called "bread boost" someone else.

That sounds like a tf2 strat or something.

Allo, I'm the anarkat. Feel free to ask me anything. New to federated networks, but I'm excited for the prospect of functional social media not controlled by mass media corporations.

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