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Anyone who doesn't insist that Austin is a trendy place must be ejected from every cafe there except for chain cafes. Don't ask me why, I don't make the laws.

Fun fact of the day: Seattle home owners must possess are least one (1) piece of Starbucks branded merchandise, or risk a fine of up to $4.98 per day.

What the tourism and commerce board won't tell you about living in Las Vegas is that every household must own a slot machine.

I just drove past the renowned Placido Domingo.

@lordbowlich restaurants have moved in the same direction.

IT's all hard surfaces and industrial design, which means there's nothing to absorb the sound, and you can't hear the person across the table from you over the noise from the people across the building.

We're starved for community, and our few remaining 'public' spaces make it worse.

I never lived on a college campus, but I had lots of friends that did. I spent a large portion of my late teens and early 20s in the Public Spaces that college campuses provide. Every building, it seemed, had a huge ground floor with tables and electricity and wifi, and some of them also had free coffee.

I imagine that this is what it would be like if we made libraries more focused on being community spaces, gave them longer hours, and encouraged socialization or events in the evenings.

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And then, a moment later, a separate field claiming to be growing potatoes.

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I just passed a field claiming to be growing Tater Tots.

Wat

Punk music is bougie repellant so I'm cranking some with the widows down to get this guy in a range rover to hurry the fuck up.

You know when you're at the grocery store and your line is taking forever so you change lines and then the line you were in suddenly moves forward? That, but with a self serve car wash. Holy fucking shit does it really need to take half an hour to wash a car?

I just need to wash my fucking mirrors.

Why is everything so wet here?

I think I'm in the wrong place.

Pick up some cola at your local Ģ̸̸͠͏r̸͢͟į͟z̴͞҉͢͡b̨͢͠y̧̧̛'̷̷̢́͡ś̡ convenience store.

Burned my tongue the night before a road trip.

How will I taste my road trip food now?!

The context of a post is changed significantly when autocorrect gives me "everyone" instead of "someone"

For example, "everyone at the bar have me their number"

That's odd. I was in danger, but I evaded the danger by not giving a fuck about it.

Is this some sort of shitty superpower?

All night my brain has been trying to convince me that I don't exist and it's pissing me off.

unfollow if you support the American regime

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