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@citrustwee I ACCIDENTALLY SENT YOU KINKY INSPECTOR GADGET BECAUSE I WASNT LOOKING VERY CLOSE

If you ever feel like you don't know what you're doing, don't worry.

No one else does either.

Ranting about security geeks 

Today security fail: openssl enc

OpenSSL lets you strongly encrypt, or decrypt, data! Using a password!

But one day, the devs decided to silently change the defaults for how the password is processed. Because security!

So, depending on how old your encrypted data is, you might need to add `-md md5` to your decryption command... or you might not.

There's no way to know, because security!

So just keep on guessing! 👍 👍 👍

(Bad) Architecture 

I had to look at this monstrosity, so now you do, too.

Also, hi @kate_wagner@scholar.social

Capitalism in a nutshell:

1. Invest all money in businesses that exploit natural resources (the environment/people) in an unquenchable, shortsighted & illogical thirst for perpetual growth within a closed system.

2. When ramifications become visible, blame the people forced to patronise those businesses due to lack of alternatives for being irresponsible in their personal consumption choices.

Rinse and repeat until we all die because we’ve destroyed our habitat.

So, how’s your week going? :)

Reminder to everyone still working three dead-end jobs dog-walking, Uber-driving, grocery-running, adjunct-educating, hoping to win the killer-app lottery living in a coffin apodment or parents' closet, United Airlines aircraft engineers living in vans in $4000 rent cities, 70-year-old retirees going back to work in Amazon sweatshops sardine-packed 5 families to a house, and the other 60% of America in poverty after adjusting for rent/health care costs, as the biosphere dies.

Fuck Capitalism

Words? 

We'd to a ska show and skanked with some OGs. A good time was had by all.

I just learned that there's a radio station in Portland whose callsign is KINK and I think this is the greatest thing.

There is a great doctor in the town.

All the people who need him the most can't see him because they don't have insurance.

Bi? More like BUY because I can't escape capitalism.

A punk show might not be the best way to break in some new high top boots. My feet are killing me.

It may not look like it but this is my highest effort post yet

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it is my birthday. the free market will get me my boosts if that's what people want

I think when I retire I’ll settle down to a farm where I’ll make my own cheese and raise some pigs.

I’ll call it the Cheddar Bacon Ranch.

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