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anyway, sucks that elmo banned my girlfriend from twitter for being straight up cooler and hotter than him, chump

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currently have a hilarious mental image in my head of melon husk climbing into one of his auto-incendiary automobiles, closing the door, and it detonating instantly, and his charred corpse is sitting in the drivers seat as his toupe is carried off by the flaming wind

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well, that's my second social death this year

please share my stuff, everything i posted on twitter is gone now

maple.pet/

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it's funny to me how some people here say they don't want twitter users coming here because they're toxic while during my original tenure in the fediverse 2017-2021 the fediverse was more toxic to me than 10 years of twitter and tumblr combined so like maybe it's not where you post maybe some people just shouldn't have the internet at all

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webgbcam 3.5 released now using localstorage to maintain last used camera settings each time you restart the app maple.pet/webgbcam/

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Obviously there's a lot to be said for modern medicine, but I cannot help but feel that "sending a lady to the seaside for six weeks of rest to treat her depression/chronic condition/terminal illness" is something we should bring back.

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virgin "harry potter defined my chilhood now i'm 35 and still tell everyone im a slytherin" vs. chad "homestuck defined my childhood and dear fuck do not ever ever read it"

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is it like, elekk tradition that every time somebody ascends to the role of mod, they're obligated to lead a witch hunt against a random marginalized user and get them bullied off the entire fediverse? because it happens with a scary frequency...

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i'll tell you this: mastodon is a hell of a welcoming place when PoC on twitter have been talking about for a whole month how it has a whiteness problem and i, as a latina mentally ill person, have been ousted from running my own public instance two years ago

that's all I want you to internalize and think about. not the pointing of fingers, but the fact about who is here and who refuses to be.

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Was I one of them?

I left the fediverse two years ago, and the issues persisted, despite.

You tell me.

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at some point, if your platform has more issues than attractive features, i think you legally have to call it 'user disservice' rather than user service

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I'm not getting a job evidently so give me money. I need money to stay here and to buy things to keep me alive. I'd love to not ask you (yes, you, specifically) for money but literally there is no way for me to get a job, trust me I tried. Your move. ko-fi.com/squirrel

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RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

if you wish there were still forums online that were queer and active, might i suggest: helping that be a reality

i can host lesbiaboard all i want. i can't fill it with users on my own. come and do your part twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

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RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

forums never stopped existing. IRC never stopped existing. you can host your own website for cheap or even free depending on your needs. quit twitter. you're the only one stopping yourself.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

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i just hope this finally kicks people into stopping relying on commercial platforms and start making their own websites, blogs, forums and spaces again

come check mine out
maple.pet/
forums.transbian.love/

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RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

furries! for far too long have amy and sabrina ruled as amiga mascots! i say it's time for a new amiga mascot, and i volunteer for the role

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!