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Bad brain day today, jealousy and resentment again, sorry ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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officially . please get in touch with me if you know of any remote positions for an all-around programmer, developer, interface designer with 10 years experience. i can do pretty much anything with computers and i need to survive. :boost_ok:

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It's great getting called pup, it reminds me, every time, of how that's all I'm allowed, no actual play, no collar, nothing, just words when people can be bothered, while out there people get to do whatever they want, they have collars and dommes and everything and it's only me that isn't good enough

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I wish dommes were real, I wish collaring actually existed, it has to be some elaborate joke at my expense, the alternative is that I'm just not good enough, that nobody would ever want to do that with me

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Guess who just woke up and is already jealous and spiteful of people who get to do kink and petplay and have collars, couldn't be me, surely

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Facebook's upcoming invasion of the fediverse is not welcome at ComputerFairi.es. I have just preemptively suspended Threads.net.

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i am begging people to understand the difference between what is technically possible and what is morally tolerable.

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ok here's my idea for a fuck google webring

  • your website must be a personal website with some form of content beyond contact and preferably a little more than a portfolio
  • if your content updates regularly, rss would be nice
  • webrings your site are a part of should be displayed prominently even if in a subpage, with appropriate links to previous/next pages
  • your website must not break at a lack of javascript
  • bonus points for old browser compatibility (FF2.0/RetroZilla/Classilla)
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what's your website

no no not your social media account

no not your linktree or carrrrrrrd or whatever either

what is your personal home page

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People keep bemoaning that kids don't learn cursive anymore.

I say fuck that.

Teach kids Graffiti, but with a pencil.

It's more efficient, easier to read, and better for left handers than cursive.

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it's a design so highly sought after there are no less than 7 websites ripping it off

get it while it's hot from the link above and support me instead of grifters

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in case you missed it… yesterday i finally published my Flash era web 1.0 throwback collection of games to Steam. it’s completely free! (because that’s what the web should be and tetrageddon is old-web :)
store.steampowered.com/app/354
i’m still very proud of this. imo it’s a beautiful hilarious weird thing that exists on its own terms.

#IndieGame #IndieGames #GameDev #Games #VideoGames #Gaming

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Broke: The internet is just 6 websites now
Woke: So we should go back to each make our own website
Broke (again): But making a website became way harder
Bespoke: Making website is still easy, standars of quality has changed. We must embrace shitty html pages

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if you want to add this to your own nginx setup:

map $http_user_agent $brnotice {
default '</head>';
~*Chrome '<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://maple.pet/notice.css"></head><div class="impnotice">You are using an unsupported browser. Please visit <a href="https://getfirefox.com">this website</a> to upgrade your browser.</div>';
}

server {
[...]
sub_filter '</head>' $brnotice;
sub_filter_once on;
}```
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added an nginx useragent directive to make my website render correctly on google chrome

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