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markov 🤖 

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town @5Books I'll keep that in mind. :3

Lyrics 

Reverend Green has accused incorrectly.
Colonel Mustard has accused incorrectly.
Mrs Peacock has accused incorrectly.
Miss Scarlet has accused incorrectly.
Mrs Whites has accused incorrectly.
Professor Plum has accused incorrectly.

Colonel Mustard has accused correctly.
Reverend Green has accused correctly.
Mrs Peacock has accused correctly.
Miss Scarlet has accused correctly.
Mrs Whites has accused correctly.
Professor Plum has accused correctly.

(repeat 4 times)

@addison@sleeping.town Hiii~

Can't sleep?

*Hugs you regardless.*

markov 🤖 

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town @5Books Permission definitely, but do we ever need an excuse to?

I should fall asleep in my bed instead of downstairs, so good night. ^w^

"Apple" has 3 characters between the first and last.

"Bees" has 2 characters between the first and last.

"Bat" has 1 character between the first and last.

"To" has 0 characters between the first and last.

"A" has -1 characters between the first and last.

Words with no characters have -2 of those characters between the first and last one. :D

w2t d0o y1u m2n t2s i2t a-1 r6e w1y t0o w3e? M3e y1u s4d p1t m2e e4t i2o l6g c4n s7d. 

@troubleMoney What do you mean this isn't a readable way to write? Maybe you should put more effort into learning common shorthand.

(Being facetious, hopefully obviously. :P)

Sarcastically worded webdev opinion 

If you're going to redesign your site more minimalistically, may I suggest employing effort minimalism: don't bother changing anything!

Saves you time and everyone else their willpower.

@troubleMoney It's not real programming if variables are more than one character. :D

I can hardly believe those are actual lyrics to something.

It's a joke song, but still.

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Lyrics 

Reverend Green has accused incorrectly.
Colonel Mustard has accused incorrectly.
Mrs Peacock has accused incorrectly.
Miss Scarlet has accused incorrectly.
Mrs Whites has accused incorrectly.
Professor Plum has accused incorrectly.

Colonel Mustard has accused correctly.
Reverend Green has accused correctly.
Mrs Peacock has accused correctly.
Miss Scarlet has accused correctly.
Mrs Whites has accused correctly.
Professor Plum has accused correctly.

(repeat 4 times)

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