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@softgoat I think on here it'd be "right behind you, 'cause I've got your back" :P

LB: The public overwhelmingly describes this piece as "gay".

The artist is pleased. :P

Microfiction 

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town We found the vault abandoned on a desolate asteroid.

We ignored the inscriptions, no doubt warning us. We went past fearsome and imposing symbols lining the halls. Doors of solid rock, never to be opened again, yet we did. Hoping for treasure, desperate with curiosity.

In its coldest, deepest bowels we broke the final seal, anxious to find out.

We found a dreaded goo, these cursed condiments, awful horror bottled up.

We resealed the place thrice as strongly and fled.

banks, silly 

@chao *Janet walks through the doors and up to the counter.*

"Good day, can I help you?"

"Yes..."

*Janet closes her eyes and smirks.*

"...I'd like to make a deposit."

*Clerk recoils in astonishment.*

[I don't know why either]

Legend Of Zelda: Oracle Of Ages 

Had a thing occur like this:
-Go somewhere, talk to guy with problem. Can't do anything else so go back
-On the way back an event is triggered that gives access to the person needed to fix the problem (finding 3 people)
-Find all three, talking to them does nothing
-Talk to guy with problem again, this time you can agree to help him.
-Suddenly talking to the three dudes works

FFS game.

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food 

@dragon@sleeping.town Shake to scramble. :P

Wikipedia photo description: "Chocolate soufflé (and mysteriously absent fork)"

Affectionate 

@chao@chitter.xyz *Hugs you softly.* ^-^

PDA 

Tired: Writing sweet nothings to your partner that they like.

Wired: Writing utter gibberish to your partner that they not only like, but respond to with gibberish of their own.

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