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@troubleMoney I'm biased towards metric anyway, but that sounds exactly the kind of measure chosen to be as obtuse to work with as possible.

Is it just me or is it recent that a lot of image descriptions are just "arblegarble.jpg" or "image_title.png"?

I'm guessing that's something that's done automatically, but it's not helpful anyway.

Silly, affectionate 

@chao@chitter.xyz Your points are squishy, so that's no problem. Besides, you're always on point anyway~

Silly, affectionate 

@chao@chitter.xyz Hmmm, well...I don't know what to do then. Can't exactly try percussive maintenance on living things.

*Hugs*

Oh well, I can at least keep you company.

@chao@chitter.xyz You difinitely shouldn't. They make you temporarily some adorable!

As for the pixelly vision, have you tried turning...your vision...off and on again? :D

Hello from the revived PC.

Getting this back up and running is going quicker than expected

Affectionate 

@lizardsquid Sleep well, my lovely lovely love

*Kiss~*

transcript 

Chao:

I was going to make a joke about coastlines being fractal, but then I overthought it and it stopped being funny to me!

Me:

The main problem with maths puns is that only a fraction of the audience will get them.

Chao:

hehe!
that's why any comedian would be irrational to make one!

Me:

Indeed~
It'd be real stupid

Chao:

wow, you're making some complex jokes here!

Me:

So their funny part wasn't just imaginary to me?
I'm going to get pun-ished or these aren't I?

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Bad math jokes 

Oh I forgot to show this a few days ago

I'm sorry for these. :D

@chao@chitter.xyz @lizardsquid I assume ░░░░░░ is pronounce as *static*?

Affectionate 

@lottie Sure thing~ :3

*Sits down on the edge of the bed, waiting for you.*

Just found out I managed to misspell "and" as "a.d" a few hours ago. That's a little impressive.

:chaogameing: sonic adventure 

@chao@chitter.xyz It better ends in a chao-Chaos group hug.

If not, modding time~

:chaogameing: sonic adventure 

@chao@chitter.xyz So...did that fix everything?

If I understand correctly the town more or less gets trashed in the final fight, but aren't all the chao still gone?

I don't exactky understand Chaos' or SA's story, and I guess I'm not following this completely either.

But hey, as long as it ends well...?

Game idea 

Bird Museum

You have an entire empty museum at your disposal, display cases and everything ready (as well as some staff to make proper stands and whatnot).

You're a bird though.

You can go fly into the archives and pick up artifacts to put on display, opening halls as you fill them.

You can also go out into the city and scavenge/steal any random junk and lug that back to the museum. It can still be a masterpiece if it smells a bit.

Go show the world what you think is interesting!

Yes, it's about him 

@troubleMoney I haven't seen whatever he wrote/said, but apparently he looked at lobster behaviour at some point and then used that as evidence/support for human sex roles or something.

That is, apparently the stuff he cites includes stuff not about lobsters (IIRC crayfish) or the wrong kind of lobsters a.d then he got all the lobster behaviour wrong anyway.

I don't think I've read anything he's written first-hand, as his reputation precedes him.

Poor lobsters.

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