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Anyway, good afternoon. How is everyone else who is awake at this time doing?

Anxiety 

I feel like I'm the neediest fucking person in existence sometimes. It's not even the attention but whenever I go outside of the most banal things to talk about my mind goes off and dreams up every permutation of how people might hate it.

Why are bad feelings described as being bottled up? It seems to me that the Pythagorean cup is more appropriate since you have no idea how far you can go and when it all pours out it's not where you're prepared for it. computerfairi.es/media/FwqyemG

Thoughts from last hour or so; wordplay; LGBT-ish 

I can't think straight at the moment.

But then I'm not straight to begin with, so I shouldn't be surprised.

If I were digital I'd put the "soft" in "software".

I would probably be a window sitter or something.

Why did a filthy thief break into a furniture store? (punchline in CW) 

To take a shower.

Overanxious thought processes 

"I should wish this person happy birthday."

-> "You don't know and haven't talked to this person before. Why do you think they'd want such an intrusion from a stranger?"

"Oh hey, this person answered my question."

-> "But you alluded to one suspicion of yours. Maybe they now think you're a presumptuous dick."

"I should explain myself to them."

-> "Stop making it about you all the time."

I'm not sure if this really needs a CW. This toot is getting meta.

"Everything the light touches is yours." The crown resting on your head, you make your way to the balcony to survey your lands.

As you open the door, somethings looks wrong. You run to the balcony railing. You can't believe what they've done.

EVERYTHING, as far as the eye can see, is covered in blankets. Everything the light touches is blankets. Behind you, you hear you adviser laughing so hard they've fallen over.

some 

okay, so, hot take: using cws like this, for hiding memes without outright saying you're making a meme, is a great way to condition people to just open them. because 99% of the time the cw is just being used as a tool for a joke and not actually describing what's behind it.

also since i have you here: posting images w/ the hidden flag but not providing any description in the post text is bad. dont do that.

From good to bad:

Don't drink and drive
Don't drink or drive
Don't drink xor drive
Don't drink nand drive

Why is "Keep your eyes peeled" something people say? I don't know what peeling one's eyes would entail, but it sounds horrific.

SUPPORT THE ONES YOU LOVE.

SUPPORT THE ONES YOU LIKE.

SUPPORT THE ONES WHO NEED HELP.

WE ARE A HIVE AND A HONEYCOMB.

BE SWEET AND WORK TOGETHER.

WE WILL FLOURISH.

The most illogical thing about the English language is that the plural of wink is blink.

The main reason for large ears, fins and so on (anything that has a large surface area) is so there is more to (be) pet(ted).

Inactivity 

I haven't written a whole lot here, and partially it's a lack of (knowing what) stuff to post.

But then I simultaneously want to talk to people and not be a bother to anyone. I barely even follow anyone for the same reason.

Not talking to anyone and not opening up myself, I don't really know anyone here. Since none of you know me, why'd you be interested in anything I have to say?

Even then I suspect that I'm looking at this too somberly. I usually do when anticipating others.

A little ago in a stream I'm watching someone misspelled tissue box as tissue fox. That was apparently enough for me to try hastily drawing what that might look like. computerfairi.es/media/cNFsjj-

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