that moment when you need to rate limit your spouse because because it turns out that she's using literally every last drop of bandwidth available to us, such that I couldn't even ping google.
I thought I was having adapter issues. nope, just @scarly doing her thing 🤦
ilu bby
@Chel sweetheart, i gotta keep you on your toes, yeah?
i mean, life would be boring without my endless attempts to seize total control of all of the available internet bandwidth...
now... as soon as i figure out the router password, i'll fix this............
lewd shitpost?
@scarly I concede that I am the bottom in all non-routing purposes within my life, yes
lewd shitpost?
@Chel ok wow, That Escalated Condiserably
look, ok, that may be true but other than the router, tho; im the top
you must concede.