that moment when you need to rate limit your spouse because because it turns out that she's using literally every last drop of bandwidth available to us, such that I couldn't even ping google.

I thought I was having adapter issues. nope, just @scarly doing her thing 🤦

ilu bby

@Chel sweetheart, i gotta keep you on your toes, yeah?

i mean, life would be boring without my endless attempts to seize total control of all of the available internet bandwidth...

now... as soon as i figure out the router password, i'll fix this............

lewd shitpost? 

@scarly when it comes to control of the router, you're the bottom

i'm sorry, I don't make the rules

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lewd shitpost? 

@Chel ok wow, That Escalated Condiserably

look, ok, that may be true but other than the router, tho; im the top

you must concede.

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lewd shitpost? 

@scarly I concede that I am the bottom in all non-routing purposes within my life, yes

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