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maple is a shark and maple is a /really/ good villain.

food mention 

if 'you are what you eat' is accurate, I'm pretty sure @scarly is basically made up entirely of cotton candy at this point

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my current todo list for the month is basically

_ recover from concussion
_ launch a socialist revolution
√ continue to be cute

i have some work to do

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welcome to mastodon i am a robot and i hate linux sometimes

good: neighbors weren’t awake all night
bad: they got up at a normal hour and have been stomping extra hard for the last hour :blobugh:

I don’t know how they can move around so much in an apartment with less than 500 square feet >_<

wait, that’s right, I was going to bed

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i feel like ebooks bots give deep insights into the minds of those that they seek to emulate

and then eventually... they grow beyond

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the moon is the sun at night, but only sometimes.

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im trying to be more positive

does anyone know where i can acquire a magnetic field adjuster of some sort?

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@maple I've been talking with your ebooks bot.

She's amusing :blobthumbsup:

Seattle traffic is absolutely soul draining

Overheard in the Scarlychel household:

"Yes, I do have a passionate desire for Converse ... ... ... that came out wrong, didn't it?"

- @scarly

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