Scarly is currently explaining complicated programming stuff to me by sitting on our bed, using (and throwing around) random objects as props, and excitedly throwing them around while grinning like a mad lady

This is not uncommon

**Chel** · Jan 21, 2019, 17:53

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 21, 2019, 17:53

Jan 21, 2019, 17:53

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

IT'S SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY! 🎉

Remember to appreciate yr local squirrels! Like @maple !

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 21, 2019, 17:53

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 21, 2019, 17:53

Jan 21, 2019, 17:53

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

Common interaction in the Scarlychel household

Scarly: I just figured everything out, I have the best idea. This is how things will work [eldritch tech chanting while looking worryingly excited as her eyes slowly turn red and begin to glow]

Chel: I dunno wtf you just said but it sounded really impressive

Scarly: [eyes return to normal color]

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 21, 2019, 17:28

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 21, 2019, 17:28

Jan 21, 2019, 17:28

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

wanted: small to size group of femfolk to shower me in attention, bring me breakfast, play Mario Party.

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 21, 2019, 17:12

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 21, 2019, 17:12

Jan 21, 2019, 17:12

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

how to be chel, a guide

step one: write toot
step two: delete what you wrote
step three: repeat

**Chel** · Jan 20, 2019, 20:04

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**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 20:04

Jan 20, 2019, 20:04

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

step one: wake up
step two: lay around in bed a while
step three: get up
step four: lay around on couch

productive day so far

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 21, 2019, 16:24

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 21, 2019, 16:24

Jan 21, 2019, 16:24

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

consciousness floods back to me

hopefully this isn’t a mistake

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 20:04

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 20:04

Jan 20, 2019, 20:04

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

step one: wake up
step two: lay around in bed a while
step three: get up
step four: lay around on couch

productive day so far

**Chel** · Jan 20, 2019, 16:28

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**Lumb** @Lumb@lamp.institute · Jan 20, 2019, 16:28

Jan 20, 2019, 16:28

Lumb @Lumb@lamp.institute

Boost this toot and I’ll assign you a pizzasona that you can keep forever.

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 16:27

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 16:27

Jan 20, 2019, 16:27

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

my morning routine includes opening Tootdon and scrolling as far down my home feed as I can before it gives up and stops loading new stuff

and then just laying around as long as I can

**Chel** · Jan 20, 2019, 15:09

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**Round Meat on Bone Enjoyer** @SanjoTheBanjo@yiff.life · Jan 20, 2019, 15:09

Jan 20, 2019, 15:09

Round Meat on Bone Enjoyer @SanjoTheBanjo@yiff.life

Mothra is a lesbian

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 07:32

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 07:32

Jan 20, 2019, 07:32

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

why am I still awake?

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 02:46

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 02:46

Jan 20, 2019, 02:46

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

Overheard in the Scarlychel household:

"My built in towels were not sufficent,"

- Scarly

**Chel** · Jan 20, 2019, 02:07

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**Scarly Crow** @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink · Jan 20, 2019, 02:07

Jan 20, 2019, 02:07

Scarly Crow @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink

i love how the exact three people that i was thinking of (other than myself) when i posted the favourite toot literally all replied with a different variety of "mood"

y'all are excellent, stay beautiful XD

@flootist @Chel @desvox

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 02:01

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 02:01

Jan 20, 2019, 02:01

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

food

but then it turned out that I forgot to buy the hot dogs, so I had to run (walk enthusiastically) to the grocery store real quick 🤦

hello my name is chel and i'm the best at shopping

Show thread

**Chel** · Jan 20, 2019, 01:41

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**Scarly Crow** @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink · Jan 20, 2019, 01:41

Jan 20, 2019, 01:41

Scarly Crow @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink

sometimes i click favourite on a toot as a way to say somethn like: "i'm extremely shy, but please consider this humble gesture in lieu of a reply filled with wit and charm"

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 01:12

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 01:12

Jan 20, 2019, 01:12

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

food

today's dinner brought to u by...

hotdogs and canned chili 🤷

**Chel** · Jan 20, 2019, 00:44

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**Round Meat on Bone Enjoyer** @SanjoTheBanjo@yiff.life · Jan 20, 2019, 00:44

Jan 20, 2019, 00:44

Round Meat on Bone Enjoyer @SanjoTheBanjo@yiff.life

@scarly Godzilla is a goth trash witch who eats radioactive waste for fun

**Chel** · Jan 20, 2019, 00:46

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**Scarly Crow** @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink · Jan 20, 2019, 00:46

Jan 20, 2019, 00:46

Scarly Crow @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink

i suddenly realized that i have been programming for what i can now say is several decades and i am generally pretty sure that i'm still a terrible coder.

i think it's just because there's so much out there to learn and experiment with, i always feel instantly humbled no matter what domain i'm currently working in.

it's like i climb a hill and there's a mountain in the distance. always