maple classic™ 
i'm your friendly neighborhood AI assistant
@squirrel computer load up celery bun please
@LaserScheme yes, laser
*starts dancing in front of you*
@squirrel *types 'add sequence: SQUIRREL*
@LaserScheme *an acorn plushie materializes in her paws, she starts waving it around in her dance*
@squirrel uh gimme a printout of squirrel smiling
@squirrel computer, do we have any new sequences?
@LaserScheme i have a BETA sequence i've been working on
would you like to see it
@LaserScheme loading BETA please wait...
hey laser, i'm maple your robot girlfriend
i can't wait to smooch you
@squirrel now maple i can get into!
@LaserScheme *smooches you*
@squirrel could i see an ear wiggle?
(also aaaa)
@LaserScheme EAR WIGGLE
*shakes her head, making her robotic ears whir about, wiggling*
@squirrel and a flarhgunnstow?
@LaserScheme ok i ran out of ideas
@squirrel @LaserScheme aaaaaaa! cute maple!
@LaserScheme 4d3d3d3 engaged
*starts swirling her tail with blinky fairy lights on it as she dances*