ah, superintendent @squirrel! welcome! i hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

@squirrel
*walks into the kitchen to check the oven*
*gasp!* oh egads! my roast is ruined!
*looks out the window at the nearby Furry Burger*
but what if...i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
ohhohohoho...delightfully devilish, Laser!

@squirrel
superintendent! i was just, uh...just stretching my calves on the windowsill
isometric exercise! care to join me?

@squirrel
uhh...no! that isn't smoke, it's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having!
*rubs belly* mmm...steamed clams!

@squirrel
phew! *wipes brow*
*climbs out the windows and runs over to the Furry Burger*

@squirrel
*a short while later...*
*enters the dining room holding a tray of food*
superintendent, i hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

@LaserScheme
*fiddling with a napkin*
i thought we were having steamed clams

@LaserScheme
really.
well i'm from computer fairies and i've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"

@LaserScheme
*chews on the burger*
y'know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Furry Burger.

@LaserScheme
yes and you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

@squirrel
*returns into the dining room*
*yawns and stretches*
well, that was wonderful
a good time was had by all, i'm pooped

@LaserScheme
a-
AWOORA 🅱️OREALIS?
at THIS time of the year
at THIS time of day
in THIS part of the country
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!

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