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if there's anything that i've learned from Yakuza 5 it's that if you eat a strawberry parfait once, you'll be better at hitting a baseball

"i'm so sorry my sibling/friend/colleague was such a bother to you" *hands me an unbreakable knife*

what is with these people???

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it turns out it's difficult to put on a boot when you've forgotten there's a Palm VII in it

Yakuza npc: "thank you for helping me/teaching me an important life lesson! here, take this entire tree branch"

it happened three more times during the conversation, but with slightly different angles

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