That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

why does 'bone hurting juice' just crack me the heck up every time?

@Elizafox i get that when looking at my own toots and i only use the one instance

@Elizafox add additional shitposting output

@squirrel no stop you're putting too much adorable in one place

@squirrel what if one wants to make bird noises?

@squirrel cheerio?

@squirrel proof that you really can keyboard

@squirrel cookedc

@squirrel you reminded me that whenever people happen to use a-word-that-ends-in-y as a slang term for a car transmission, i sometimes have to freeze up for half a second to process that it's unrelated to the slur

@squirrel except the part where i have 'O Christmas Tree' of all things stuck in my head, that one's a bug

@squirrel it's a feature

...occasionally interacting with a small stream for as long as i did was the most feels-like-social interaction i've had for a long time

i think i feel empty inside now thinking about that

@squirrel 'BEST VIEWED IN 640x480'

@squirrel still waiting on those hot 'sclusive Lana facts

@squirrel how do i write a nebulous amount of 'e's?

@squirrel puzzles

@squirrel good gods do i feel this too sometimes

to the small spider i met on the patio table earlier:
i appreciate your company and interest, but could you please stop darting around erratically near my hand holding the currently operating engraving tool? you could get hurt!

@squirrel no need to be sorry