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@squirrel ahhh!
ohh, so that's where those went
whoever stacked these should've done a better job
*looks around inside the closet*
oh, huh i guess that thing i wanted wasn't in here
oh well

@squirrel ohh? uh? what are you doing? i'm beginning to think that there was in fact something going on over here instead of the previously stated 'nothing'

@squirrel that's uh, that's a weird thing to say
whatever, i'm just going to look in there now
*attempts to gently nudge you out of the way while reaching for the handles*

@squirrel no no it's ok, you can go back to whatever you were doing
besides, it'll be easier if i look myself

@squirrel oh okay then
oh, while i'm here i need to get something from out of that closet

y'know, if i'm going to lean over small, quickly rotating things i should really tie my hair back or something

@boots why are you really good at improvising reasons that something is some way on the spot?

no matter how hard i try it is apparently against the laws of reality to get a perfect balance of cereal and milk in a bowl

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