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@squirrel hmm...
*presses two burgers around on the squirrel*
this clock sure is powered strangely

@squirrel oh, my novelty squirrel-shaped alarm clock needs new batteries

wow, i sure am great at putting things that are too hot in my mouth

@squirrel i guess just recently any bloated feeling i've had is in 'oh nooo i fucked up' territory

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!